First Thought After Waking up

"I really don't want to ****ing go to school.

Oh wait, maybe I do."

"Hmm... it appears I have yet again engaged in alchohol-induced shenanigans with the female anatomy. Dare I roll over, only to discover the morbidly obese Freshman that has no business in tube tops? Or perhaps it's the Japanese exchange student. Yes, it was only a matter of time... Now, to claim my prize- PROFESSOR?!"

THE END

Originally posted by Barker
"I really don't want to ****ing go to school.

Oh wait, maybe I do."

that about sums it up...

I should put on clothes.vin

Originally posted by Barker
"I really don't want to ****ing go to school.

Oh wait, maybe I do."

I should get my pikachu to lvl 70 today vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I should put on clothes.vin

Oh god tell me I didnt sleep with her scared

"Oh **** not again... MOM! There's a Mexican in my bed !"

Originally posted by Mišt
Oh god tell me I didnt sleep with her scared

You'd love to say that at least once, wouldn't you? 131

Originally posted by Kram3r
You'd love to say that at least once, wouldn't you? 131

Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
When you woke up this morning, what was your first thought?

I want to "rape" my wife because she is looking sexier everyday AND I have to go pee...

Originally posted by dadudemon
I want to "rape" my wife because she is looking sexier everyday AND I have to go pee...

Am I late for work?

I need more sleep sleepy

Why is there peanut butter on my cock'n'balls?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Why is there peanut butter on my cock'n'balls?

That isn't peanut butter, sorry. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
You'd love to say that at least once, wouldn't you? 131

Yeah, but all the woman I sleep with are actually good looking, so tough break huh? haermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah, but all the woman I sleep with are actually good looking, so tough break huh? haermm

You're actually quick on your feet for once and not just quick in, well, other areas, kudos. 131wank

thought when i woke up:

"What's that noise? too loud. I wanna go back to sleep." *rolls over* "Darn. too loud. can't."

Originally posted by Kram3r
You're actually quick on your feet for once and not just quick in, well, other areas, kudos. 131wank

I run track in Utah, keeps my stamina up 131wank

Originally posted by Kram3r
That isn't peanut butter, sorry. haermm

Oh Kram3r, not again. Bwah bwah bwah bwaaaaaah! 😱

Originally posted by Mišt
I run track in Utah, keeps my stamina up 131wank

Yeah it does. winkiss