First Thought After Waking up

Originally posted by Mišt
I run track in Utah, keeps my stamina up 131wank

Too bad it doesn't keep the stamina of other things up. haermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh Kram3r, not again. Bwah bwah bwah bwaaaaaah! 😱

I iz teh gayzorz one. vin

Originally posted by Kram3r
Too bad it doesn't keep the stamina of other things up. haermm

Yeah thats why I masturbate frequently haermm

Me = Fail Life haermm

first three thoughts...

"oh man... work..."
"I wonder hows she's feeling..."
"oh god...it's hard again..."

What time is it?

Gotta pee!

I must turn off the alarm clock.

Not yet.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

why are they making a noise, I wanna sleep I've not had 8 hours!