Anybody else happy that Owen Wilson survived his attempt at suicide?

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Slay Skyhighatrist

Anybody else happy that Owen Wilson survived his attempt at suicide?

I for one am. His death would mean that I'd be jobless, but we'd also miss out on many great movies featuring him with either Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn or Matt Dillon.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

How would you be jobless? And yeah, I'm glad he didn't die, but I hope he gets some serious help, and none of that Lindsay Lohan camp rehab bullsh*t set in the woods with teenagers teaching you how to play ping pong and white water rafting. I wonder about that film industry.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Yes, 'cause I lurves Owen. He's really funny and I used to have a big crush on him.

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Slit his wrist and took pills.

Unpleasant.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
How would you be jobless? And yeah, I'm glad he didn't die, but I hope he gets some serious help, and none of that Lindsay Lohan camp rehab bullsh*t set in the woods with teenagers teaching you how to play ping pong and white water rafting. I wonder about that film industry.

Because I work as an Owen Wilson look-a-like. ermm

Secretus Restricted

He supposedly has a history of depression. Very tough disease to deal with ..

Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by Slay
Because I work as an Owen Wilson look-a-like. ermm

There are still Elvis look-a-likes. ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Tattoo
There are still Elvis look-a-likes. ermm

Seriously, who wants to be Elvis nowadays? The big business is in comedians and Anna Nicole Smith. ermm

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

Originally posted by Secretus
He supposedly has a history of depression. Very tough disease to deal with ..
Very tough.

Im glad he wasnt successful in his suicide attempt. Hopefully he has good support from his family and friends and gets the help he needs.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Re: Anybody else happy that Owen Wilson survived his attempt at suicide?

Originally posted by Slay
I for one am. His death would mean that I'd be jobless, but we'd also miss out on many great movies featuring him with either Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn or Matt Dillon.

hysterical

Jobless....classic.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Slay
Because I work as an Owen Wilson look-a-like. ermm

Well, you could technically still have a job if he had died. 😬

Oomny Promising Tomorrows

Owen Wilson tried to commit sucide 🤨

it be a big loss if he succeded.

Violent2Dope Restricted

You know you're a pathetic loser if you can't even kill yourself right.

Oomny Promising Tomorrows
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
You know you're a pathetic loser if you can't even kill yourself right.

yes but your also pretty darn lucky 😬

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Oomny
yes but your also pretty darn lucky 😬
No, he wanted to die, he failed, and will fail at everything.

~KoK!~ Sock Hunter

Originally posted by Slay
Because I work as an Owen Wilson look-a-like. ermm
Dolly Parton once came in third in a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest.

Oomny Promising Tomorrows
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No, he wanted to die, he failed, and will fail at everything.

touche..but thats not what the family thinks

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Oomny
touche..but thats not what the family thinks
The family is blinded by ridiculous emotion, it doesn't matter what they think, Owen wanted death, failed at it, and now must endure sessions of therapy and tons sympathetic fan-mail. Worse than hell.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Re: Anybody else happy that Owen Wilson survived his attempt at suicide?

Originally posted by Slay
I for one am. His death would mean that I'd be jobless, but we'd also miss out on many great movies featuring him with either Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn or Matt Dillon.
I am happy when ANYONE survives a suicide attempt.

Violent2Dope Restricted

I'm not, you all are so selfish, what about how the suicidalist feels?