M. Bison vs Kazuya Mishima

Part 1 of 2

In the newest issue of Fighters' Fitness (a parody of Mens and Womens' Fitness), there are two seperate cover stories of General Bison and Geese Howard.

At a posh hotel in Hawaii (which is in fact, a Shadowlaw safehouse), Bison is on vacation. Yes, even Street Fighter's resident dread man in red needs a break from kidnapping fighters and the whole world domination bit.

Dressed in a Hawaiian-style shirt (with winged skull motifs), khaki shorts, and sandals, Bison gives his first interview since the release of Ryu's memoirs. For a madman, his manner is cordial, his mood light, but he retains the composure of a predatory animal at rest.

Bison talks candidly about his training regimen, his weight loss between Alpha 3 and SF2, and being the top bad guy in the gaming world. He also comments on Ryu's book, saying that everything about him and everyone else was completely accurate.

The interview, however is interrupted by a squad of JACK 5 robots. With little difficulty, Bison eliminates them. Then he sees who sent them.

Kazuya Mishima.

The Boss of the G Corporation arrives in Devil form before turning back into a human. His vacation ruined, Bison engulfs himself in his flames and vanishes.

When he appears again, he is floating over Kazuya, in his uniform. He lands on the ground, tosses off the cape and prepares to kick Kazuya's buttocks to the moon...

....if he can.

First round is normal Kazuya and Bison. Second round is Devil Kazuya and Shin Bison.

Bison takes down Kaz in the first round, But Devil will kill Shin Bison in the next.

Bison wins both times. Hasn't Kaz taken bootrides even while in Devil mode? The Geese cover says "Why Geese can't stop falling from Towers: A Kingpin's secret shame"

brain, its not confirmed if devil ever fought hachi. all that is canoncially known is that Devil fought Jun....and that too once he left kazuya's body when he died. hachi didn't even know who devil was when we seen them facing each other for the first time.
Devil did talk about losing his "half when you nearly killed me" but it doesn't explain how:
-a weaker devil pwned him with a gaze two seconds later
-and hachi didn't know devil. if they fought they would have known each other right? obviously
-all that is said is that kaz and hachi fought and kaz was killed when he was thrown into the volcano. and Devil nearly died in the process since he was in kazuya's body and he went after jin so as to have a host to exist in (and since kaz was dead, hence he went after kaz's son Jin in Jun's womb).

~Sado

Don't know so much about the first round. Devil Kazuya cubstomps his ass in the second. srsly

Devil schmevil. Bison btuchers him, easily. Devil is nowhere near as bad as Shin Bison.

"PSYCHO DRIVE CRUSHER!!"

Well... Bisons attacks ARE cooler.

Frankly, Bison wins? Why? because he was killed by Gouki. So that automatically how godly he is.

Hmm...Electric Wind God First is awesome.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Devil schmevil. Bison btuchers him, easily. Devil is nowhere near as bad as Shin Bison.

"PSYCHO DRIVE CRUSHER!!"

I would have to say that Kazuya would win this fight, but barely-- after all Bison is a pretty powerful guy and he has more than a chance to win, but given the fact that Kazuya has the Devil Gene which grants the host telekinesis as well as a devil form, Kazuya wins this.

In his devil form, he could knock Bison with a TK blast or simply do him in with an eyebeam shot.

Originally posted by Wandering Flame
The day Bison is capable of wiping out the entire Mishima Zaibatsu compound and the area surrounding it without leaving a trace of it behind under his own power is the moment he can challenge Devil in one-on-one combat. 😐YouTube videoAlso I just think it's funny seeing Bison getting KO'd with just a glare from Devil. Psycho Crusher fails miserably here.

Jeez, Jax, why?

The day Kazuya can annihilate a whole village under his own power and tank a nuclear missile is the day Kazuya can fight one on one with Devil.

atleast kazuya wont get spanked by 13 underaged LOWTIERS while having the whole world as his source of power. nor will he run away from ryu just cuz he scratched him with a shoryuken.

kazuya stares at bison and smacks him away 😆

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
The day Kazuya can annihilate a whole village under his own power and tank a nuclear missile is the day Kazuya can fight one on one with Devil.

Nuclear missiles? Yeah right. 🙄 I thought we cleared that up already.

Even though I gotta be honest, I don't think Devil Kazuya can take Shin Bison. With that crazy power he's got? ❌ But who knows, he might end up running after he gets hit. 😂 j/k.

Originally posted by SmashBro
Nuclear missiles? Yeah right. 🙄 I thought we cleared that up already.

Even though I gotta be honest, I don't think Devil Kazuya can take Shin Bison. With that crazy power he's got? ❌ But who knows, he might end up running after he gets hit. 😂 j/k.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
No, you just kept spouting your unfounded bullshit that it wasn't a nuke based on absolutely nothing.

You never proved that it WAS a nuke and you're only using that ending while ignoring the many others where he was killed in the explosion, which were caused by something different (which proves that it wasn't a nuke).

Originally posted by SmashBro
You never proved that it WAS a nuke and you're only using that ending while ignoring the many others where he was killed in the explosion, which were caused by something different (which proves that it wasn't a nuke).

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
How? Charlie dropped the missile directly on Bison, and in a few other endings he dropped the nuke on Bison, it had a friggin Mushroom Cloud, name one weapon that is not a weapon of mass destruction that causes a mushroom cloud.

What do you mean "in a few other endings, he dropped the nuke on Bison"? Heck, in another ending, Bison was killed by an explosion that caused by someone's BARE HANDS. And you're still ignoring that any explosion big enough can cause a mushroom cloud. It's just that it's oftenly seen with a nuke but you also forget that the picture of the explosion has been seen in other endings too, even though there were clearly no nukes used (such as the one I just mentioned). So what you're saying is BS.

Originally posted by SmashBro
What do you mean "in a few other endings, he dropped the nuke on Bison"? Heck, in another ending, Bison was killed by an explosion that caused by someone's BARE HANDS. And you're still ignoring that any explosion big enough can cause a mushroom cloud. It's just that it's oftenly seen with a nuke but you also forget that the picture of the explosion has been seen in other endings too, even though there were clearly no nukes used (such as the one I just mentioned). So what you're saying is BS.

Here ya go:

http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/psx/b/sfa3cody.htm