More Differences Between Men And Women

Here's how to shower. The difference between showering like a woman and showering like man.

How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

How to shower like a man: Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of bed, leave them in a pile on the floor.

#2 for women: Walk in bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

#2 for men: Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making "woo woo" sounds.

#3 for women: Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note "must do more sit-ups".

#3 for men: Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck up your gut to see if you have any pecs. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

#4 for women: Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

*4 for Men: Get in the shower, don't bother to look for a wash cloth you don't have one. Wash your hands, wash your face, wash your armpits and let the water rinse it off. Blow your nose. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.

Sexist

Its weird, because I usually shower with my girlfriend. So I do all of the guy and girl things.

There is alot of difference but it will take too long to go through all of them!jm 😉

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
There is alot of difference but it will take too long to go through all of them!jm 😉

TRH, my English professor said this right off some paper he was reading on the first day of class. I had a voice recorder and was typing that while I was playing it.

According to that list, I'm not that manly.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
According to that list, I'm not that manly.

Originally posted by shin_gear
Here's how to shower. The difference between showering like a woman and showering like man.

How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

How to shower like a man: Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of bed, leave them in a pile on the floor.

#2 for women: Walk in bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

#2 for men: Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making "woo woo" sounds.

#3 for women: Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note "must do more sit-ups".

#3 for men: Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck up your gut to see if you have any pecs. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

#4 for women: Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

*4 for Men: Get in the shower, don't bother to look for a wash cloth you don't have one. Wash your hands, wash your face, wash your armpits and let the water rinse it off. Blow your nose. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.

haermm

Originally posted by shin_gear
Here's how to shower. The difference between showering like a woman and showering like man.

How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

How to shower like a man: Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of bed, leave them in a pile on the floor.

#2 for women: Walk in bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

#2 for men: Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making "woo woo" sounds.

#3 for women: Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note "must do more sit-ups".

#3 for men: Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck up your gut to see if you have any pecs. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

#4 for women: Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

*4 for Men: Get in the shower, don't bother to look for a wash cloth you don't have one. Wash your hands, wash your face, wash your armpits and let the water rinse it off. Blow your nose. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.

I'm a thorough bather.

Same. I just find it funny and made this thread because of that.

Originally posted by shin_gear
Here's how to shower. The difference between showering like a woman and showering like man.

How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

How to shower like a man: Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of bed, leave them in a pile on the floor.

#2 for women: Walk in bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

#2 for men: Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making "woo woo" sounds.

#3 for women: Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note "must do more sit-ups".

#3 for men: Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck up your gut to see if you have any pecs. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

#4 for women: Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

*4 for Men: Get in the shower, don't bother to look for a wash cloth you don't have one. Wash your hands, wash your face, wash your armpits and let the water rinse it off. Blow your nose. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.

Inaccurate 🙂

It's a parody of old tradition.

Inaccurate 🙂

Your professor needs to get some material, that isn't widely available on the internet. Tell him from me that he's bringing down the quality of humour.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]Inaccurate 🙂 [/B]

Well, he did get it from the internet it seems. He was reading it off a piece of paper and didn't agree with some of the things listed.

I just laughed at it and so did others in my class. I don't agree with it though.

HAHA RIGHT.

I do more female things then guys.

😊

Originally posted by shin_gear
Well, he did get it from the internet it seems. He was reading it off a piece of paper and didn't agree with some of the things listed.

I just laughed at it and so did others in my class. I don't agree with it though.

I did not find it fun or accurate 😇

Why did I come to this thread? 😐