Re: More Differences Between Men And Women
Originally posted by shin_gear
Here's how to shower. The difference between showering like a woman and showering like man.How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
How to shower like a man: Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of bed, leave them in a pile on the floor.
#2 for women: Walk in bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
#2 for men: Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making "woo woo" sounds.
#3 for women: Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note "must do more sit-ups".
#3 for men: Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck up your gut to see if you have any pecs. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
#4 for women: Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
*4 for Men: Get in the shower, don't bother to look for a wash cloth you don't have one. Wash your hands, wash your face, wash your armpits and let the water rinse it off. Blow your nose. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.
I'm guessing you're still a virgin.
Wasn't a question, btw.