Originally posted by Violent2Dope
All Mario does is beat on Bowser, who lets face it, is a joke villain. His star will be useless if Link uses Nayru's love, waits 5 seconds for Mario's star to run out, and plucks him with arrows.
If you read the first post is says the Star power lasts 1 minute and Mario can use them five times. Nayru's Love would run out waaaaaaaaaay before Mario runs out of Star power.
Mario is faster, stronger, and has far more experience than any Link. Mario has mastered basketball, soccer, baseball, tennis, and so many other sports that require you to be in good physical condition. Mario has battled waaaaay more opponents than just Bowser; Count Blek, the Shroom Queen, Wart, the Koopalings, Petey, the Big Boo, Hammer Bros, Chain Chomps, and many, many, many more enemies.
Mario would WTFpwn Link in so many ways it is even funny. Mario is stronger enough to throw Bowser around like he was some boomerang. Heck Link could barely walk with the ball and chain. Link wishes he was Mario.
Originally posted by Shin_NikkolasHe's an idiot. Godly military power? What like giant mushrooms and turtles!?😂 Bowser is nothing in the world of videogames villains. Ganon, Liquid Snake, Gouki, Heihachi, and Pyron laugh at him.
Bowser is hardly a joke. The guy has godly militarizing power if you factor all teh times he's conquered the Mushroom Kingdom and then had his forces destroyed yet come right back with more.He also has mass transmutation power which he used to turn the inhabitants of the Kingdom into those clouds and stuff with smiley faces on them.
He can teleport, survive lava, etc.. He's no slouch.
Originally posted by HonkyTonkManA. Hehaichi would punch a hole straight thru Bowser-the-Joke, shell and all.
Bowser's a vet to the badguy world, THE KINGPIN. He would tear Heihachis head, stomp on Liquid, Rape Ganon in the A-Hole and pee all over Pyron. Then he would come up with some ultra evil plan like, squirt oily sh*t all over their homeworlds and polute it. Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
C. Ganon is not only a better villain, but is magnitudes more powerful than Bowser. Please, Ganon is one of the few Nintendo villains with competance.
D. Pyron would solo all of Mario world.😐
E. Bowser can't come up with evil plans, he's a loser who's plan always involves "kidnap the princess" then get's pwned by Mario. He can't plan, he's not even evil, Mario Sunshine shows that. He will always be a joke.
EDIT: Gouki crushes Bowser with ease. HADOUKEN FTMFW!
Originally posted by HonkyTonkManPyron IS fire. Cosmic fire. He eats planets, and can grow larger than a galaxy, he could crush one via belly flop. Gouki sunk an island and split Ayers Rock. Ganon corrupted the entirity of the Light Realm to evil, destroyed his castle an inch away from death, resurrects the dead, kills Spirits before he even had Triforce of Power(which are second to Gods in power) and is immortal. Bowser is nothing.
Not against this bad boy.Huh, can any of those chums breathe fire AND do a Giant stomp in any of their castles. Na-ah. Bowser's awesome. All hail King Bowser.
He's an idiot. Godly military power? What like giant mushrooms and turtles!?laughing out loud Bowser is nothing in the world of videogames villains. Ganon, Liquid Snake, Gouki, Heihachi, and Pyron laugh at him.
No. More like he rules an empire full of Bob-ombs. They have enough explosive power to send people to the effin' moon.
Bowser can make the SUN ITSELF attack Mario.
As I said, mass-transmutation power over an entire kingdom.
Teleportation and survival in lava...sorry but Heihachi and Liquid wouldn't l be submerged in lava and be just fine
And Bowser has tanks, airships, submarines and can remake new castles in no time.
And he has an army of oompa loompas. OOMPALOOMPAS...THE most feared badguy in gaming history. If you didn't jump on them you were as good as gone.
Not only that, Bowsers made guest appearances in Robot Chicken, I don't see Pyron or any of them making it to the 'big' screen.... 🙄
Who else can say they kidnapped a Princess?
Originally posted by Shin_Nikkolas1. Big whoopdy doo. Bob Ombs? They are nothing. All one must do is jump on them, then throw them at another one to kill a group. Bowser by no means has a "powerful army".
No. More like he rules an empire full of Bob-ombs. They have enough explosive power to send people to the effin' moon.Bowser can make the SUN ITSELF attack Mario.
As I said, mass-transmutation power over an entire kingdom.
Teleportation and survival in lava...sorry but Heihachi and Liquid wouldn't l be submerged in lava and be just fine
And Bowser has tanks, airships, submarines and can remake new castles in no time.
2.Really? Bowser did that? When was it stated? And dude, that is not THE SUN.
3. Can you refresh my memory about this feat?
4. Bowser only does that cause his natural element is fire. Bowser would still be wtfpwned by everyone I mentioned cept Liquid.
5. Those vehicles are piloted by the same incompetant fools in Bowser's army. They don't even lock the hatches!😂
Originally posted by HonkyTonkManGanon, and a hotter princess at that.
Who else can say they kidnapped a Princess?
Originally posted by ESB -1138Firstly, he doesn’t play them properly, does he? Secondly, he does all that and yet still remains a chubby tub of lard? And when the hell will he actually do some plumbing work?
Mario has mastered basketball, soccer, baseball, tennis, and so many other sports that require you to be in good physical condition.
@Shin_Nikkolas: pure speculation on your part. Where anywhere ingame or in the cutscenes does it show Mario outrunning properly fast bullets? With nothing else to go on to contradict it, you have to accept the speed of the bullets as portrayed in the game: dead slow.
1. Big whoopdy doo. Bob Ombs? They are nothing. All one must do is jump on them, then throw them at another one to kill a group. Bowser by no means has a "powerful army".
Again...blow someone. To the moon. In no time.
And again, submarines and tanks.
2.Really? Bowser did that? When was it stated? And dude, that is not THE SUN.
It's in the sky.
And it looks like the sun.
Why isn't it the Sun?
3. Can you refresh my memory about this feat?
Stated in SMB1 Manual that all those clouds and boxes and stuff with faces on them? Bowser turned the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom into those.
4. Bowser only does that cause his natural element is fire. Bowser would still be wtfpwned by everyone I mentioned cept Liquid.
Liquid Snake would be killed before the fight even started. He's hard to kill but NOTHING he could do would even make Bowser blink.
And O RLY at the fire element thing...Bowser gets hurt if you drop him in lava in SMB1.
@Shin_Nikkolas: pure speculation on your part. Where anywhere ingame or in the cutscenes does it show Mario outrunning properly fast bullets? With nothing else to go on to contradict it, you have to accept the speed of the bullets as portrayed in the game: dead slow.
A cannon is not slow last I checked.
So, if you want to assume they're slow despite the fact they're not....go right ahead.
And yes, Mario stays fat. But he still excels in all those sports.
Oh and he chucks castles no sweat.
And runs up walls.
And in Mario Galaxy, isn't he jumping from planetoid to planetoid?
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
1. Big whoopdy doo. Bob Ombs? They are nothing. All one must do is jump on them, then throw them at another one to kill a group. Bowser by no means has a "powerful army".2.Really? Bowser did that? When was it stated? And dude, that is not THE SUN.
3. Can you refresh my memory about this feat?
4. Bowser only does that cause his natural element is fire. Bowser would still be wtfpwned by everyone I mentioned cept Liquid.
5. Those vehicles are piloted by the same incompetant fools in Bowser's army. They don't even lock the hatches!😂
Ganon, and a hotter princess at that.
He also has oompaloompas, walking evil mushrooms with fangs. Seriously, one on one, one could probably beat Liquid. Unless he shoots it...
On Mario 3 on the Desert Levels, the Angry Sun thing that chases you.
Yeah, Bowser may choose to lose against some of them, but he'd beat Heihachi. He'd be like True Ogre+Gon.
The reason he allows them to drive his vehicles is because they are expendable to him. As long as there are bricks for him to jump under and money comes out he's pretty much sussed for life.
Ganon's a piece of sh*t, Zelda wasn't kidnapped, she's a pirate wh*re who went along for the ride........F*ck you Ganon. 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃