Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by SelphieT194 pages
SelphieT you teasing like you do

Selphie's Counseling Corner

Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed!

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by SelphieT
Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed!

i cant kill my self

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by MR.Grum
i cant kill my self

Have you tried killing Mr. Grum?

Sapphiree No More Grey Skies.

ermm I feel like jumping off a bridge.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Sapphiree
ermm I feel like jumping off a bridge.

Whats wrong sweetie?

Röland Masked Vigilante

I have an insane obsession with boobs. What should I do? 31

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

I'm Vinny.

Sapphiree No More Grey Skies.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Whats wrong sweetie?

haermm Oh nothing, it was a joke.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Röland
I have an insane obsession with boobs. What should I do? 31

Have you tried indulging boobs yet?

It may not be that "insane", but it may be quite healthy.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm Vinny.

Now, is that a problem, or just your name?

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by SelphieT
Have you tried indulging boobs yet?

It may not be that "insane", but it may be quite healthy.

Yeah, I've indulged a few sets of boobs in my time, but the obsession won't go away! IT'S CONTROLLING MY LOVE LIFE!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by SelphieT
Have you tried killing Mr. Grum?
yeah but i keep surviving Damn mammalian instinct .stupid brain

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Röland
Yeah, I've indulged a few sets of boobs in my time, but the obsession won't go away! IT'S CONTROLLING MY LOVE LIFE!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Instead of the boobs controlling your love life, how about you control your love life's boobs?

Sapphiree No More Grey Skies.

hysterical

TOH Dude, where is my car?
Originally posted by Röland
I have an insane obsession with boobs. What should I do? 31

Silicone Implant? haermm
Oh sorry, it's SelphieT's corner ermm

Scythe The Goat

I have a gaping hole in between my buttcheeks that reeks of death and expels fierce tasting chocolate on a daily basis! What do I do?!

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by SelphieT
Instead of the boobs controlling your love life, how about you control your love life's boobs?

That's pure genius! Thank you Selphie, you have shown me the light!

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by MR.Grum
yeah but i keep surviving Damn mammalian instinct .stupid brain

Maybe you should hire someone....?

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by SelphieT
Maybe you should hire someone....?
there all pussys

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
I have a gaping hole in between my buttcheeks that reeks of death and expels fierce tasting chocolate on a daily basis! What do I do?!

Next time you go to the store, make sure you get something called "2 ply".