Selphie's Counseling Corner

Wow

People, this thread is for asking for help.

If people don't get their necessary help, they'll end up like Scythe, which is a very serious matter.

Originally posted by SelphieT
If people don't get their necessary help, they'll end up like Scythe, which is a very serious matter.

Yeah I know! I'm f*cking retarded as ass shit! Do you wanna end up like that? Gettin' prodded in the titters with everyone's pen?!

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah I know! I'm f*cking retarded as ass shit! Do you wanna end up like that? Gettin' prodded in the titters with everyone's pen?!

Yeah I know! *pokes Scythe's nipple with a pen*

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah I know! *pokes Scythe's nipple with a pen*

Ooh Owwie!

Originally posted by Scythe
Ooh Owwie!

Oh sorry! *twists nipple*

I need some advice, some girl over the interweb twisted my nipple and now it hurts...

Originally posted by Scythe
I need some advice, some girl over the interweb twisted my nipple and now it hurts...

My best advice is..........let her do it.

Uh - oh

Anyone else need help? I'm here right now, so I can help you right away

Come on people, don't be shy.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed!

I need help picking up the chicks.. 🙁

Originally posted by jinzin
I need help picking up the chicks.. 🙁

wait.. I'm NOT supposed to do that?

MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A FACADE! NOOOOOO!!!! (*runs away*)

and no means no.

LIES all of it!

trim your pubes.

SelphieT is sleeping at the moment and will return to answer your concerns soon Jinzin, this has been her sexy ass goat secratary with a friendly reminder!

Originally posted by Scythe
SelphieT is sleeping at the moment and will return to answer your concerns soon Jinzin, this has been her sexy ass goat secratary with a friendly reminder!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
trim your pubes .

😂

Originally posted by Scythe
SelphieT is sleeping at the moment and will return to answer your concerns soon Jinzin, this has been her sexy ass goat secratary with a friendly reminder!

wait... goat? 🤨

As for Selph.. WAKE HER ASS UP!