Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by Sol Valentine194 pages

SelphieT, I have something to tell you.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
SelphieT, I have something to tell you.

Whut whut?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Whut whut?

Despite my stive to stay healthy, I'm dying of a deadly disease.

What disease.

Spoiler:
You're supposed to say it dramatically

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm not fallin' for it.

I'd love you just the same.

Would you?

Yes.

And you wouldn't rape me? sly

Um.... Uh..... Ahem, no.

Good, good.

Look into the eyes of my sig...

I don't feel any different.

He says he wants to rape you.

I don't go for guys with pink eyes.

I stopped trusting them about a year ago.

What's wrong with them?

EVERYTHING! They treat me like crap!

But the lady in your sig has pretty green eyes, and they treat me nice.