Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by SelphieT194 pages

Nadda!

I guess ill just post

Gewd.

Seen any chupacabras lately?

Nahhhhh.

I support the goats.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Nahhhhh.

I support the goats.

What about Yeti's?

My friend Joe is a yeti. I feel like killing the bastard half the time though...... So I'm undecided.

Originally posted by SelphieT
My friend Joe is a yeti. I feel like killing the bastard half the time though...... So I'm undecided.
You like to kill Yeti's?

Originally posted by TRH
You like to kill Yeti's?

Nahhhh.

But this one time, I kicked down Joe's door, and it trampled his mother.....

Originally posted by SelphieT
Nahhhh.

But this one time, I kicked down Joe's door, and it trampled his mother.....

Thats just mean selph

If she moved her ass out of the way, ya know, it never would have happened. Wasn't the only time I've kicked down one of Joe's doors shrug

Originally posted by SelphieT
If she moved her ass out of the way, ya know, it never would have happened. Wasn't the only time I've kicked down one of Joe's doors shrug
Yeah,we all kick down doors every once in a while.

Yeah, I know, while screaming, "I'LL KILL YOU LIKE HOW I KILLED YOUR MOM!" "HAH!"

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah, I know, while screaming, "I'LL KILL YOU LIKE HOW I KILLED YOUR MOM!" "HAH!"
I like to scream "I AM GONNA CUT OUT YOUR ****ING LIVER" while I kick down doors....but that's just me

Mm yeah, get some onions, and fry up that liver.

Mmm mm mm.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Mm yeah, get some onions, and fry up that liver.

Mmm mm mm.

Sounds good,what about kidneys?

I dunno, I hear kidneys can be a bit dirty...

eww....whats up?

Not much, just sitting here, thinking about how hungry I am.

What do you want to eat?