Selphie's Counseling Corner

Originally posted by Ripper Jacc
Wow, talk about your massive bump... This thread's been down for a month...

HEYA SELPHIE!

Pretty crazy, eh?

YO YO YOOOOO

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i need counselling

What's up Walshy 😐

my girlfriend left me and then she raped me and then i killed my parents in my depression then i started wearing eye liner...what should i do? emo

Originally posted by Selphie
Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed!

I did a ask DeNiro thread once in like 04 and let me say this your sells pitch to give advice 💃 in your thread is allot more attention grabbing right to the point.

I give u props so that is why i am going to ask your advice if u ever read this 💃 I was just wondering if i should stop using the dancing banana man ever? olease help

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
my girlfriend left me and then she raped me and then i killed my parents in my depression then i started wearing eye liner...what should i do? emo

Become bisexual for the fashion, wear even more eye liner (and make sure to cry while wearing it, it looks good runny), join a band, and write a song about your heartbreak

Originally posted by DeNiro
I did a ask DeNiro thread once in like 04 and let me say this your sells pitch to give advice 💃 in your thread is allot more attention grabbing right to the point.

I give u props so that is why i am going to ask your advice if u ever read this 💃 I was just wondering if i should stop using the dancing banana man ever? olease help

Thanks! I tried to get as many people to notice it so that it'd stay alive for quite a bit of time.

Well, if you personally like, and/or enjoy the banana, I'd say, keep using it. If you're using it just to get friends.... maybe the banana isn't for you 🙁

Originally posted by Selphie
Become bisexual for the fashion, wear even more eye liner (and make sure to cry while wearing it, it looks good runny), join a band, and write a song about your heartbreak

OMG 😆 😂 😱

Originally posted by DeNiro
OMG 😆 😂 😱

herbtu

Originally posted by Selphie
Thanks! I tried to get as many people to notice it so that it'd stay alive for quite a bit of time.

Well, if you personally like, and/or enjoy the banana, I'd say, keep using it. If you're using it just to get friends.... maybe the banana isn't for you 🙁

I knew u where going to come up with some more funny shit i just wasnt expecting what 😆 its cool bump away im not even going to try to find mine it would take to long lol

ps dont cry is a B E A utfiful day if thats how you spell it

Originally posted by DeNiro
I knew u where going to come up with some more funny shit i just wasnt expecting what 😆 its cool bump away im not even going to try to find mine it would take to long lol

ps dont cry is a B E A utfiful day if thats how you spell it

Hahaha thanks

Ah, you almost got it right! You added an extra 'f' there. Close enough though!

my shorty left me...what should I do ?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
my shorty left me...what should I do ?

Make friends with tall people

my god

Originally posted by Selphie
Make friends with tall people

all my friends are tall...it made no difference😐

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
all my friends are tall...it made no difference😐

Of course it does 😐

Second place.

Originally posted by Selphie
Of course it does 😐

Second place.

one of these days, one of these days, 8*POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER*

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
one of these days, one of these days, 8*POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER*

Scarlet do you watch the sopranos alot

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
one of these days, one of these days, 8*POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER*

Yeah, and what the hell are you going to do if I happen to be masochistic? WHAT WOULD YA DO THEN?!

Originally posted by Selphie
Yeah, and what the hell are you going to do if I happen to be masochistic? WHAT WOULD YA DO THEN?!

He'll lay down and cry like the three year old girl he is? 😛

Yeahhhh!!!

My butt hurrrrts