Selphie's Counseling Corner

Originally posted by Scythe
rly?

Ya Rly!

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
MY MIDGET IS STILL MISSING. WHERE'S MY F*CKING HELP, HUH?!

I'm sorry, but I am not going to tolerate this any longer. Your midget is in a better place, and you were a terrible owner.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
What does it really mean when a girl says she needs "time" to think about stuff... ive always hated when women say that... ugh

It's not that complicated. It means she needs time. TIME. Its no code word for anything, other than TIME.

Originally posted by JaccArlington
'preciate it, but there's really nothing anyone can do at this point, anyway... they've made up their mind, but I talked to a few friends that said I could stay with them on and off for a few weeks until I got everything together... so... it all works out... I guess... as best it can, at least. Thanks, though... good to know I can turn to KMC when something goes completely haywire in reality. 🙂

No problem, please keep in touch, okie? 🙂

Originally posted by SelphieT

I'm sorry, but I am not going to tolerate this any longer. Your midget is in a better place, and you were a terrible owner.

So... you killed him? HUH?!?! Did you AT LEAST have the decency to rape him first? HUH?!?!

My back seriously hurts.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
My back seriously hurts.

Have you tried taking a soothing hot bath, a nap, or making your woman give you a back massage?

Since Selphie's thread is unusually sophisticated for the OTF, I think I will start my own variant on her idea.

My friend only calls/talks to me, so she'll have someone to *****/complain to. But that's about it. Should I get over it?

Thanks for the advice about sleeping SelphieT.

I have been trying to workout everyday to exhaust myself physically and I try to have sex right before I go to bed that way, I am so tired that I have to go to sleep...it is working.

I need advice.

Wednesday I asked a girl out, ive known her for a long time but we dont see eachother often. We are gonna get together next weekend.

The thing is im not sure she realised I was asking her out in "that way", I think she my think I just want to hang out with her. How am I supposed to fix this without making a fool of myself? I dont want to just come out and say "you know I was asking you out right".

Thanks for any help.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Thanks for the advice about sleeping SelphieT.

I have been trying to workout everyday to exhaust myself physically and I try to have sex right before I go to bed that way, I am so tired that I have to go to sleep...it is working.

I did the same thing once.. just go through the "date" and see what happens.. SORRY FOR ANSWERING HIS QUESTION SELPH DONT HRUT ME

Originally posted by Bigon
Since Selphie's thread is unusually sophisticated for the OTF, I think I will start my own variant on her idea.

Thanks for being original.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My friend only calls/talks to me, so she'll have someone to *****/complain to. But that's about it. Should I get over it?

I don't honestly think you should "get over it". Your job is not to listen to just her problems, and solve them. You are supposed to be friends.

Does she ever let you talk to her about your own personal problems?

Originally posted by AstroFan
I need advice.

Wednesday I asked a girl out, ive known her for a long time but we dont see eachother often. We are gonna get together next weekend.

The thing is im not sure she realised I was asking her out in "that way", I think she my think I just want to hang out with her. How am I supposed to fix this without making a fool of myself? I dont want to just come out and say "you know I was asking you out right".

Thanks for any help.

I first wouldn't jump to conclusions right away. Just go on the date, see how things go. What exactly are you two going to be doing on your date?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Thanks for the advice about sleeping SelphieT.

I have been trying to workout everyday to exhaust myself physically and I try to have sex right before I go to bed that way, I am so tired that I have to go to sleep...it is working.

Well thats great! I'm glad you have your sleeping problem fixed.

Thats very interesting about the excersize idea. Some people get pumped after working out, so they want to go and do things. It's good its the opposite for you.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I did the same thing once.. just go through the "date" and see what happens.. SORRY FOR ANSWERING HIS QUESTION SELPH DONT HRUT ME

Ugh. 🙄

My natural paranoia is making hard to even get to the "date", let alone get through it 😛

Originally posted by SelphieT
I first wouldn't jump to conclusions right away. Just go on the date, see how things go. What exactly are you two going to be doing on your date?

We havent figured it out, we got a week left so we didnt worry about deciding yet.

Originally posted by AstroFan
Ugh. 🙄

My natural paranoia is making hard to even get to the "date", let alone get through it 😛

We havent figured it out, we got a week left so we didnt worry about deciding yet.

If you dont ask now, you'll be scared to ask later... get it over with... dont be a puss!

...like me 🙁

might I make a suggestion, AF? (sorry, selph. gotta steal your glory for a bit... i've been here, so it makes sense, believe it or not.) go somewhere for a bite to eat, somewhere casual where the two of you might go if you were to just be hanging out like normal. explain to your friend, if you haven't already, that you don't wish to make anything awkward, but you'd really like to give a relationship a shot. explain that it's not the end of the world if she says no, but that you think it would be nice just to see where it goes, and that if things were to get too awkward or weren't going so well, you two could end it all before it got too awkward to hang out anymore and still retain your friendship. above all, relax. you two are friends. don't seem nervous, don't let it bother you. if you need to, have a cup of coffee beforehand and let the caffeine calm your nerves. (i know it sounds backwards, but it works...) be respectful to her and her wishes, and if things don't work out, remember that it's not the end of the world, even if it may seem like it.

the reason i bring this up is that i recently asked out a girl who was like a sister to me throughout high school and i realized that i liked her a lot. i went through this exact process and we've been dating for going on nearly 2 1/2 months now, and we've never been happier.

best of luck to you, AF. let us all know how it turns out, and if things go bad, you've got us all here at KMC for support.

all that aside, i've solved it all, Selph. (my problems) and I wanted to thank you for that bit of support through my... er... panick stage there... i got a job stocking shelves at Sam's Club, and my girlfriend actually works close by, so it's on her way. my parents have decided not to kick me out, i think they were just panicking. and my school has agreed to accept my return in January if I can manage to get the proper fees together.

Thats sounds very good.

I mean, its not like we are extremely close or anything. We have known eachother since we were young because are parents friends. I usually only see her on something like new years, so we arent really that close. But those times we are together its just always seemed like there was something, I could be crazy, but thats always what I thought.

It had actually been like 2 years since I had seen her when we were both at a wedding, and when it was over we hung out all night. Since then we been tallking back and forth online.

So ill probably just take her out to eat like you said, then try to explain without looking like a tool. lol

Thank you, everyone. 😛

well, Selph will prolly kick my ass for taking over on that one, but it's one i feel that i was able to relate to, so... it was a necessary evil.

besides, it's not like it'll ever happen again... (me giving advice... c'mon, it's too out of character for me...)

Originally posted by JaccArlington
well, Selph will prolly kick my ass for taking over on that one, but it's one i feel that i was able to relate to, so... it was a necessary evil.

besides, it's not like it'll ever happen again... (me giving advice... c'mon, it's too out of character for me...)

I wouldn't kick your ass, I'm glad you helped him out, I obviously didn't give out much help.

I like your new avi by the way. Glad things are working out for you now.

thanx... spent nearly six hours last night hunting out the avvy and using motion capture with my digital camera to get the image to use for the sig... (which took more than eightteen tries) i swear, if i play that part where you first meet Irvine one more time, i'll destroy my copy of the game...

Originally posted by JaccArlington
thanx... spent nearly six hours last night hunting out the avvy and using motion capture with my digital camera to get the image to use for the sig... (which took more than eightteen tries) i swear, if i play that part where you first meet Irvine one more time, i'll destroy my copy of the game...

Yeah, but it's the best freaking part of the game. Irvine is soooo hot. For a videogame character. 🙁

Originally posted by SelphieT
Ya Rly!

Shut up!