Selphie's Counseling Corner

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Scythe The Goat

Teehee.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!

Scythe The Goat

YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP!

SelphieT you teasing like you do

YOU SHUT YOUR JOE HOLE!

Scythe The Goat

GASP! TAKE THAT BACK! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!

SelphieT you teasing like you do

I AIN'T TAKIN' IT BACK TILL I CAN GET A FULL REFUND YOU GOAT BASTARD!

Scythe The Goat

*Refunds you in barf*

Hahahaha, there's chunky brand potato stew in there, looks like Joe's hairy moles.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Oh, I thought they were the liver spots on Joe's ass.

Thanks anyways.

Scythe The Goat

Liver spots? Hahahaha, yeah cuz he's like 80 right?

SelphieT you teasing like you do

His ass hasn't seen the light of day in over 19 years. It's amazing what unexposed skin looks like.

Scythe The Goat

I'd rather not think about it, I can already imagine a dead lion with maggots writhing out of it's ******* while a dead hippo's penis squirms in success.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Yummers!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

talk about an easy lay.

Scythe The Goat

sHUT YO MOUTH!

SelphieT you teasing like you do

I'm hungry. Scythe, go to the kitchen, you sandwich making freak.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

he is busy dragging his teeth, selph.

Scythe The Goat

I'll make you a Strife-feces sammich Selph

Rogue Jedi Restricted

mmmmm.....goat poop.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

MY FAVORITE!

Scythe The Goat

Mmmmm, my goat poop...