Selphie's Counseling Corner

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Slay Skyhighatrist

So like, I like totally like this girl in my class, and she like gave me her MSN, but I'm afraid of adding her because I'm like afraid of saying something stupid. I'm like totally depressed about this, could you like please help me?

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by Slay
So like, I like totally like this girl in my class, and she like gave me her MSN, but I'm afraid of adding her because I'm like afraid of saying something stupid. I'm like totally depressed about this, could you like please help me?

Just tell her you have a large package. That will solve everything.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Röland
Just tell her you have a large package. That will solve everything.

Haha you believed me you dumb ****! Haha, I hope you rot in the ground and that your balls will be eaten by maggots, haha!

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by Slay
Haha you believed me you dumb ****! Haha, I hope you rot in the ground and that your balls will be eaten by maggots, haha!

Hmm, I think the "I hope your balls will be eaten by maggots" line was a bit extreme.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Slay
So like, I like totally like this girl in my class, and she like gave me her MSN, but I'm afraid of adding her because I'm like afraid of saying something stupid. I'm like totally depressed about this, could you like please help me?

I thought you were the Total Package. ❌

Originally posted by don't shiv
You're Solid Gold S.T. 😄

Oh you! 🙂

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Röland
Hmm, I think the "I hope your balls will be eaten by maggots" line was a bit extreme.

Indeed, t'was.

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by SelphieT
Indeed, t'was.

At least someone agrees with me.

Wild-Cherry Make me want it.

This guy, slay, he's like addicted to me and won't leave me alone. 131wank

Please help.

lord xyz Restricted

I wish to chat in this thread, earlier today. Tomorrow for some.

Scythe The Goat

I don't wipe my ass corrcetly so now my entire ass region is encrusted with shit, seriously, it sounds like tree bark scraping leather every time I push my wheelchair, what do I do?!?!

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Röland
At least someone agrees with me.

Indeed!

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
This guy, slay, he's like addicted to me and won't leave me alone. 131wank

Please help.

Tell him he's not your "total package". He should surely shut up by then. If not, please ask again for help. 🙂

Originally posted by lord xyz
I wish to chat in this thread, earlier today. Tomorrow for some.

Okay!

Originally posted by Scythe
I don't wipe my ass corrcetly so now my entire ass region is encrusted with shit, seriously, it sounds like tree bark scraping leather every time I push my wheelchair, what do I do?!?!

Dip yer bum in some water. Grab your cat. Wipe away.

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by SelphieT
Dip yer bum in some water. Grab your cat. Wipe away.

That don't help none shitters!

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Scythe dude!!

Scythe The Goat

Mr. Grum!

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by Scythe
Mr. Grum!
~Bites~ sup!

Scythe The Goat

Owwie! Not much! You?

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by Scythe
Owwie! Not much! You?
~i am outa work!~

Scythe The Goat

You're a hobo now?! Oh no!

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
That don't help none shitters!

Get Lamara to scrape it off. She loves you!

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by MR.Grum
~i am outa work!~

Good thing or bad?