Selphie's Counseling Corner

Originally posted by SelphieT
Noooooo.

I don't even have a doctor here in Vermont. Or a dentist. I'm so lost here.

I'll wait for another month. And if I'm preggers........

Dude, wouldn't that suck? Being a virgin, while being pregnant? How did "mother mary" do it? Boggles the mind.

ME TOO! 😄......... 🙁

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah, but it'd be impossible for me to get pregnant. Really.

Unless someone raped me in mah sleepzorz! shock

If your hymen broke, you'd wake from it, definatly...

Originally posted by EvilAngel
If your hymen broke, you'd wake from it, definatly...

Not if it were me tr....I mean...

Originally posted by Scythe
Not if it were me tr....I mean...

.......that's either very funny.....or very scarey....hmmmm

herbnone

Grum, have your ****in' period right now!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Grum, have your ****in' period right now!

Now shove the cardboard up your vaginas!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Now shove the cardboard up your vaginas!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
herbpigtails omg im Fat!!!

DAMN RIGHT!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
herbjedinevas

herbjedi

Is that a challenge, sir?

herbfight2

Originally posted by FoxMeister
herbfight2

herbfight2

You're persistent. Wait! you're not Grum!

I am the Tophatted guy!

Timmy Tiddins Tophat.... Cutting Circles in your Cervix

Cut circles in someone else's cervix.

Slice you in your Slimey bits

Do you sell candy?

No.

But I bought some Swedish fish the other day.

T'was mediocre.

Originally posted by SelphieT
DAMN RIGHT!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
herbfight2

You're persistent. Wait! you're not Grum!