What am I supposed to do!?

Started by Sol Valentine3 pages
Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

What am I supposed to do!?

I got home from my first day of school, and I was hungry as hell! But the fridge is locked. And The only thing I have is 5 popcorn crumbs, and I'm supposed to deliver a plate of food to my aunt, but it's locked, I'm hungry, and I'm about to go batshit crazy.

WTF am I supposed to do!!!!!????? 🙁

Naz Super Senior Member

You have a lock on your fridge? 🤨

§P0oONY Senior Member

What the ****?... Since when do fridges have locks on!?

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Who the hell has a LOCK on their refrigerator?

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I got home from my first day of school, and I was hungry as hell! But the fridge is locked. And The only thing I have is 5 popcorn crumbs, and I'm supposed to deliver a plate of food to my aunt, but it's locked, I'm hungry, and I'm about to go batshit crazy.

WTF am I supposed to do!!!!!????? 🙁

Dial 9-1-1 and turn your parents over for child abuse.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Well, when I mean locked, I mean stuck. You see, the fridge fixit guy was working on the fridge yesterday, and he put too much of the sticky stuff on it.

Now I feel like passing out.

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Haha, just started school.

Have fun in June.

2D_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by Naz
You have a lock on your fridge? 🤨

Maybe he is mordily obese and his mother has to lock the 'fridge in order to keep his fat arse from cleaning it the f*ck out...

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Well, when I mean locked, I mean stuck. You see, the fridge fixit guy was working on the fridge yesterday, and he put too much of the sticky stuff on it.

Now I feel like passing out.


Call your aunt, explain the situation, scrounge up some money and order a pizza or pry the f*cker open with a crowbar.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Well, when I mean locked, I mean stuck. You see, the fridge fixit guy was working on the fridge yesterday, and he put too much of the sticky stuff on it.

Now I feel like passing out.

Suck it up and go hungry .

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

My Aunt is in a hotel in the Bahamas.

I'm not not obese.

lord xyz Restricted

Go steal food. 😐

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I can't leave home yet.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I can't leave home yet.
How old are you? 😕

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Well I guess you're SOL buddy. Any food in the cabinets or pantry?

2D_MASTER Restricted

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
My Aunt is in a hotel in the Bahamas.

I'm not not obese.

TRYING TO TRICK ME WITH YOUR VILE DOUBLE NEGATIVES?!

Grinning Goku **********.

Find a hot slu.t, and eat her.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

No, my brother bulldogged the food when he was having his party 2 days ago. But, I have some expired half eaten ravioli.

Shin_Blax Restricted

Dude you're black. Suck it up and pry the Fridge door open with your bare hands, like a real black men should. Or, use your stereotypically large african-american phallus to pry the door open.

silver_tears Senior Member

Originally posted by Barker
Haha, just started school.

Have fun in June.

Haha I start in a week and finish start of April. 13