Originally posted by Shin_Blax
Dude you're black. Suck it up and pry the Fridge door open with your bare hands, like a real black men should. Or, use your stereotypically large african-american phallus to pry the door open.
I have an idea, I'll use my mom's machete and cut the doors open..... But I'll get my ass kicked and be forced to buy another one.