Guys who brag abut their penis size on the internet.....

Started by Baylin10 pages
Originally posted by Mišt
I like our notes, they're all nice and colourful 131

Ah, distracting away from the real subject at hand thereby avoiding the truth. Huh?

8 1/4 inches, 😮‍💨

7 Inches. No Lie.

Strangely enough I've never actually measured - it's fitted every blow-up doll I've owned so far so I have no complaints...131

Originally posted by Impediment
Then I'm a tad above average! headbang
yo tambien, homey. 😄

F*ck this, I've never lied about my goat penis' size, because I see no point to it, I mean geez!

It's not that big, but it's not micro, and most importantly, it gets the f*cking job done.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yo tambien, homey. 😄

I love you too, baby cakes.

Originally posted by Impediment
I love you too, baby cakes.

You better frost those baby cakes Impediment, can't let them go without personalization.

Originally posted by Scythe
You better frost those baby cakes Impediment, can't let them go without personalization.
threes company, *****.

You need a prescription for this dick, baby cakes.

Have all the fun without my goat schlong then, I'll shed no tears.

Originally posted by Impediment
You need a prescription for this dick, baby cakes.
sure I would, shorty.

I fathered your bast@rd, *Slut.

Originally posted by Impediment
I fathered your bast@rd, *S[b]lut. [/B]
you fathered my bastard?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you fathered my bastard?

Do I stutter?

Originally posted by Impediment
Do I stutter?
I have no son, and yes, you do stutter. 😉

Originally posted by Mišt
I like our notes, they're all nice and colourful 131

It's about as f*cking gay as the Brazilian currency, idiot. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Seven inches of pure American Beef. haermm
Over here, that's called average. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are they big, average, or small?

They can be all three 😊

Most brag about them because they have nothing better to come with though 😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are they big, average, or small?

Depends on how truthful they are.