Guys who brag abut their penis size on the internet.....

Started by Rogue Jedi10 pages

Originally posted by Baylin
Nah it was probably a fake retractable stage 'stage' penis. Although if he went anal he'd be able to do it...
lave it to Baylin to make my hole closer tighter than a virgin on prom night.

Originally posted by Baylin
Nah it was probably a fake retractable stage 'stage' penis. Although if he went anal he'd be able to do it...
No, it was vaginal, and it wasn't staged, she was on top and it was attached to him and everything. Very life-like.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lave it to Mywi to make my hole closer tighter than a virgin on prom night.
What...the...f...fvck?!

Originally posted by lord xyz
No, it was vaginal, and it wasn't staged, she was on top and it was attached to him and everything. Very life-like.

Hmmm... Dont tell me, when he came she tipped her head back, opened her mouth and erupted with a frothy white fountain... 😱

Originally posted by lord xyz
What...the...f...fvck?!
Baylin, not Mywi...dunno what I was thinking there.

Originally posted by Baylin
Hmmm... Dont tell me, when he came she tipped her head back, opened her mouth and erupted with a frothy white fountain... 😱
No, I would have to pay to see that part. I don't.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Baylin, not Mywi...dunno what I was thinking there.
Ah.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lave it to Baylin to make my hole closer tighter than a virgin on prom night.

Don't worry matey I don't do male starfishes!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Baylin, not Mywi...dunno what I was thinking there.

Bet we can make a guess though... 😗

Originally posted by Baylin
Don't worry matey I don't do male starfishes!
I meet a guy once who was in amatuer porn. He told me that there are indeed stage penises, extensions, if you will. and alot of these guys you see shooting monster loads? fake.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I meet a guy once who was in amatuer porn. He told me that there are indeed stage penises, extensions, if you will. and alot of these guys you see shooting monster loads? fake.

Yeah I know that, but dont say it too often as it will spoil porn for some people *cough*lord xyz*cough*

Originally posted by lord xyz
Nah, I sw a porno where this Black guy had a penis about 16 inches. Went all the way up to his nipples nearly. And the woman took it. She was screaming soooo loud.

I watched it for comical purposes. 😐

Longest penis on record is only ( 🙄 ) 12".

I've seen the type of porn you're talking about and they are fake. Ever notice that most of the time his hand(s) are at the base of his junk? He's holding the fake member to his crotch.

I even saw one where it slipped off and his real junk was next to his fake junk and they didn't edit it out.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Longest penis on record is only ( 🙄 ) 12".

I've seen the type of porn you're talking about and they are fake. Ever notice that most of the time his hand(s) are at the base of his junk? He's holding the fake member to his crotch.

I even saw one where it slipped off and his real junk was next to his fake junk and they didn't edit it out.

Wow, thats sad.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Wow, thats sad.

The scary thing is, they market these videos to straight men, but the men wanted to see monster cockles...says a lot about them, eh?

Originally posted by Tattoo
The scary thing is, they market these videos to straight men, but the men wanted to see monster cockles...says a lot about them, eh?

Yeah.......heh heh......cockles.......

Well, I have to admit I've watched one. If the cockle is fake, then how do they get all that huge load out?

Jesus is going to come and kick all your asses 131

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah.......heh heh......cockles.......

Well, I have to admit I've watched one. If the cockle is fake, then how do they get all that huge load out?

Think back, do you ever see the base of the cockle during these humungo loads? And do these loads ever even look the same as a regular load?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are they big, average, or small?

Guys who most likely brag about themselves being hung like a horse....are no bigger than average size, possibly even smaller. That's why I never believe anyone speaking about that over the internet. 😛

Ken is apparently KMC's official Porn aficionado.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Guys who most likely brag about themselves being hung like a horse....are no bigger than average size, possibly even smaller. That's why I never believe anyone speaking about that over the internet. 😛

Well it's ok, I'm not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like me... 🙄

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Ken is apparently KMC's official Porn aficionado.

Actually I think title belongs to Backfire!

Average 131wank

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Average 131wank

Aint I just! 😂