Guys who brag abut their penis size on the internet.....

Started by Tattoo10 pages
Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Ken is apparently KMC's official Porn aficionado.

I agree with Baylin, that title goes to BackFire.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Tattoo
Longest penis on record is only ( 🙄 ) 12".

I've seen the type of porn you're talking about and they are fake. Ever notice that most of the time his hand(s) are at the base of his junk? He's holding the fake member to his crotch.

I even saw one where it slipped off and his real junk was next to his fake junk and they didn't edit it out.

holy shit...you're like an expert on porn.....

I don't watch porn...I just hold the camera... 😕

Baylin Back in story!

Originally posted by dadudemon
holy shit...you're like an expert on porn.....

I don't watch porn...I just hold the camera... 😕

Buy yourself a camera stand and join in, trust me it's worth it! 🤣

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Baylin
Buy yourself a camera stand and join in, trust me it's worth it! 🤣

Got any tips on a position 😄 ?...hehe...

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are they big, average, or small?
HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAHAHAHAAGHAHAGAHG i lost a lung just nowsteeks

Baylin Back in story!
Originally posted by dadudemon
Got any tips on a position 😄 ?...hehe...

DOGGIE OF COURSE! 😱

Mr. Bacon Who?

i would venture to say that most guys are full of shit on the subject ermm

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
threes company, *****.

Cum and knock on my door *****, teehee!

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Baylin
DOGGIE OF COURSE! 😱

I knew you would pull through for me!

I call that the "alley oop" joke...I set it up and you slam dunk it.

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

IM MR.Grum ~BITCHETH~

Secretus Restricted

I'm actually 2 inches, from the ground.

Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by Secretus
I'm actually 2 inches, from the ground.

You didn't put enough of a pause between "inches" and "from". Completely ruined the joke.

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

o ****eth

§P0oONY Senior Member

I brag about my cock size on the internet, only as a joke though... I'm actually just around the average, like the square I am.

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Tattoo
Longest penis on record is only ( 🙄 ) 12".

I've seen the type of porn you're talking about and they are fake. Ever notice that most of the time his hand(s) are at the base of his junk? He's holding the fake member to his crotch.

I even saw one where it slipped off and his real junk was next to his fake junk and they didn't edit it out.

Nah, I'm sure some are real.

Originally posted by Tattoo
The scary thing is, they market these videos to straight men, but the men wanted to see monster cockles...says a lot about them, eh?
Well, you know that porn is about imagination? THey imagine they're the man with the big cock, probably because they have a big one, the woman's reaction on the video is what the man imagines his girlfriend would do.

This is what I think. I have no conclusive proof on this. However, you'll probably agree anyway.

Jack of Storms My Last Title Was Queer

Guys who brag about their penis size on the internet can suck my two-inch wang.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Baylin
Well it's ok, I'm not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like me... 🙄

Actually I think title belongs to Backfire!


Very funny.

Scythe The Goat

anti-boioioioioioing...

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Tattoo
You didn't put enough of a pause between "inches" and "from". Completely ruined the joke.

Caring ...................................................................................................................................... etc.

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

My penis is 8 inches

Don't tell Ken.. leftright