Words to live by.....

any clever sayings that you see as words to live by? famous quotes? movie lines?

"Barkaaaaaahhh is an idiot."

There's a ton of them.

"Whuat theh feck? Whaut, do yeh think Aou-strawl-ee-uh is theh soize of eh peanoot?"

We're a generation of men raised by women....I'm beginning to wonder if another woman's what we need.

"Kay. Thanks. Bye."

stop trying to control everything and just let go. JUST LET GO!!!

"I picked a hell of a day to quit drinkin'"

Never marry the woman who licks your ass. She is a dirty whore-Slut.

My momma told me that.

"HOND STOND TYYYME!"

Man was born with two ends, one to think with the other sit on. His success or failure generally depends on which end he uses most...

"So, Barkah, punt. AHAHAHAHAH HA HAHAHAHAHAH AH AH AH HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Done by Kram3r."

If she has a bigger Adams apple than you, she aint worth it.

Here's a few:

"Two tears in a bucket, muthf*cket!"

"If I'm not back in five minutes...come get me"

"It takes two"

"Oh those aren't for sale, my mistake"

"Stop looking at those"

Don't hold anyone else besides you above you"

Momma always said never to kiss a woman who has kissed your choco starfish.

Originally posted by Impediment
Momma always said never to kiss a woman who has kissed your choco starfish.

The hell?! Where'd that one originate from?

Momma was a $3 whore................

Here ya go.....

YouTube video

Ah yes, I see.

its sterile, yo.