Words to live by.....

You want me....................

Originally posted by Impediment
You want me....................

"Do not wipe back to front or you will get shitty balls."

dadudemon

"Wrap it before you tap it"

dadudemon

"Season the meat before you eat" (Vagina "tastee good" cream or whatever the hell its called.)

dadudemon

Don't go to bed with an itchy arse, you'll wake up with a smelly finger!

"I always thought that hot chicks fart's smelled like strawberries until I got married...now I know that hot chicks simply don't fart." (True story...)

dadudemon

People who don't fart have shitty breath!

you speak from experience?

"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it see more it is willing to see less"

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nothing lasts forever. Even the brightest and most intense flame fades over time.

The universe will fade? cry

With great looks comes great promiscuity.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Crack kills.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Crack kills.

Especially if it's a big one and you fall down it...

CPR saves lives!

Mywi is one shady ass chickadee.

Live everyday like it's your last, because you're bound to be gang raped and murdered by a group of psychotic ex-wrestlers someday.

Live fast, die young, and be prepared for everyone to make fun of you for being such a dumbass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
any clever sayings that you see as words to live by? famous quotes? movie lines?

Shrek III

''It is better to light a candle, than to complain about the darkness''.