What the HELL?!?!

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What the HELL?!?!

Okay for the last several weeks I've had a handful of girls actually approach me, but things didn't stay that way..

Here's my impression of every girl I've met since this started:

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Them: "Hey, what's up? You're cute."

Me: "Really? Thanks."

(*insert getting to know eachother here*)

Them: "We should so totally hang out some time."

Me: "That sounds good, I'd like that."

(*Insert oppurtunity to do so here*)

Me: "Hey you want to go see this movie?"

Them: "Sure I'd love too."

(*Day of plan*)

Me: "Hey are we still on for tonight?"

Them: "I can't I don't feel well/ I'm sick/ etc"
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🤨

SERIOUSLY... WHAT....THE F*CK?!?!

I mean one person's shady, two is a blow to the ego, but three? Four even?!

🙁

Am I seriously so repulsive that the sheer thought of hanging out with me can cause one physical illness? 😬

*sigh*
I think I'm going to go listen to "Wait" by Earshot for, oh I dunno.. the rest of my existance...
sadwalk

Obviously dares. YOU'RE A PAWN IN THEIR WEB OF LIES. KILL THEM. REND THEIR FLESH AND DRINK THEIR BLOOD.

Or it could be coincidence, you know?

Maybe their too shy to actually go on a date with you. I wouldn't be suprised if I was 😂 😮

Coincidence sounds like wishful thinking but it's the only thing that's helping me to hold what's left of my sanity.

Re: What the HELL?!?!

Originally posted by jinzin
Okay for the last several weeks I've had a handful of girls actually approach me, but things didn't stay that way..

Here's my impression of every girl I've met since this started:

=====================================
Them: "Hey, what's up? You're cute."

Me: "Really? Thanks."

(*insert getting to know eachother here*)

Them: "We should so totally hang out some time."

Me: "That sounds good, I'd like that."

(*Insert oppurtunity to do so here*)

Me: "Hey you want to go see this movie?"

Them: "Sure I'd love too."

(*Day of plan*)

Me: "Hey are we still on for tonight?"

Them: "I can't I don't feel well/ I'm sick/ etc"
======================================

🤨

SERIOUSLY... WHAT....THE F*CK?!?!

I mean one person's shady, two is a blow to the ego, but three? Four even?!

🙁

Am I seriously so repulsive that the sheer thought of hanging out with me can cause one physical illness? 😬

*sigh*
I think I'm going to go listen to "Wait" by Earshot for, oh I dunno.. the rest of my existance...
sadwalk

pm me, man....oh, the stories we can share.

bahaha i woulden't cancle on you 😉

Originally posted by SelphieT
Maybe their too shy to actually go on a date with you. I wouldn't be suprised if I was 😂 😮

What's there to be shy of? I'm a goofball.. and too shy to go on a date with someone? I dunno.. I don't see that considering these girls all approached ME.. it wasn't the other way around.. 😬

I paid them to do that haermm

Not really, They're stupid petpet

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pm me, man....oh, the stories we can share.

lol.. don't want to share them here?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I paid them to do that haermmno, they are woman...its all a game.

Not really, They're stupid petpet

Originally posted by Vanity
bahaha i woulden't cancle on you 😉

yeah right.. that's what they all say..

Originally posted by jinzin
What's there to be shy of? I'm a goofball.. and too shy to go on a date with someone? I dunno.. I don't see that considering these girls all approached ME.. it wasn't the other way around.. 😬

Well maybe they all realized you were too hot. And decided you should hang with that one cool liz girl, cough, heheh, cough. 😐

Err... Your expressions and hair make you look like Ben Stiller's character from Zoolander. And you do cosplay.

I, on the other hand, have a hat, an emotionless face, and I look like Taj from Van Wilder. That's why I get all the girls. I mean, I never get any. And just look at me now.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I paid them to do that haermm

BASTARDO!

lol...

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Not really, They're stupid petpet

Well I'm trying not to be that critical.. but that does make me feel better... 😛

Originally posted by SelphieT
Well maybe they all realized you were too hot. And decided you should hang with that one cool liz girl, cough, heheh, cough. 😐

except that that one cool liz girl lived balls far away making that a herculean feat to accomplish.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Stop putting words in my mouth 🤨

Originally posted by Jack of Storms
Err... Your expressions and hair make you look like Ben Stiller's character from Zoolander. And you do cosplay.

I, on the other hand, have a hat, an emotionless face, and I look like Taj from Van Wilder. That's why I get all the girls. I mean, I never get any. And just look at me now.

WFTLOLZ! haermm

lol no game.

Originally posted by Jack of Storms
Err... Your expressions and hair make you look like Ben Stiller's character from Zoolander. And you do cosplay.

I, on the other hand, have a hat, an emotionless face, and I look like Taj from Van Wilder. That's why I get all the girls. I mean, I never get any. And just look at me now.

HEY! When jinzin cosplays, its awesome, because he has the nice muscles to fit in his Wolverine and Batman costumes.......

Originally posted by jinzin
except that that one cool liz girl lived balls far away making that a herculean feat to accomplish.
see, thats the thing, she lives far away, so there is no need for games, cuz she knows the distance thing kinda deters it.

Originally posted by jinzin
except that that one cool liz girl lived balls far away making that a herculean feat to accomplish.

Well, I am now in Vermont......I don't even know where you are!