What the HELL?!?!

Started by jinzin5 pages

Originally posted by Jack of Storms
Err... Your expressions and hair make you look like Ben Stiller's character from Zoolander. And you do cosplay.

I, on the other hand, have a hat, an emotionless face, and I look like Taj from Van Wilder. That's why I get all the girls. I mean, I never get any. And just look at me now.

lol, BLUE STEEL BABY!

I'm not sure if I should be proud or shamed by that first comment..

No I don't cosplay... not regularly.. I just got sucked into a convention by some friends of mine last semester and didn't want to go as the one normal guy so I suited up my halloween suit from a few years back..

I love halloween...

yeah.. how's that workin out for ya?

Re: What the HELL?!?!

Originally posted by jinzin
Okay for the last several weeks I've had a handful of girls actually approach me, but things didn't stay that way..

Here's my impression of every girl I've met since this started:

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Them: "Hey, what's up? You're cute."

Me: "Really? Thanks."

(*insert getting to know eachother here*)

Them: "We should so totally hang out some time."

Me: "That sounds good, I'd like that."

(*Insert oppurtunity to do so here*)

Me: "Hey you want to go see this movie?"

Them: "Sure I'd love too."

(*Day of plan*)

Me: "Hey are we still on for tonight?"

Them: "I can't I don't feel well/ I'm sick/ etc"
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🤨

SERIOUSLY... WHAT....THE F*CK?!?!

I mean one person's shady, two is a blow to the ego, but three? Four even?!

🙁

Am I seriously so repulsive that the sheer thought of hanging out with me can cause one physical illness? 😬

*sigh*
I think I'm going to go listen to "Wait" by Earshot for, oh I dunno.. the rest of my existance...
sadwalk

maybe they like you at first, so they want to know more about you and they hear you go to a site called KMC. So they go there to check it out and find out you're super knowledgeable about comics and that puts them off.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
see, thats the thing, she lives far away, so there is no need for games, cuz she knows the distance thing kinda deters it.

lol.. true.. you didn't answer my question.

Or it's thier first time and thier not ready.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Well, I am now in Vermont......I don't even know where you are!

colorado

Originally posted by SelphieT
HEY! When jinzin cosplays, its awesome, because he has the nice muscles to fit in his Wolverine and Batman costumes.......

Nah, I'm just huge on halloween.. my favorite time of the year.

This year?

"THIS... IS.... SPARTAAAA!!!!"

Originally posted by SelphieT
HEY! When jinzin cosplays, its awesome, because he has the nice muscles to fit in his Wolverine and Batman costumes.......

Fine, then, he's a hot, sweaty, superhero-dressing Zoolander-impersonator who gets "canceled" on by girls.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Or it's thier first time and thier not ready.

Lol, talking to at least two of these girls... that's definitely not the case.

Originally posted by jinzin
lol.. true.. you didn't answer my question.
ask me again.

Re: Re: What the HELL?!?!

Originally posted by Shin_Blax
maybe they like you at first, so they want to know more about you and they hear you go to a site called KMC. So they go there to check it out and find out you're super knowledgeable about comics and that puts them off.

😂

you know that would even be an acceptable answer if it wasn't for the fact that I pretty much told them about the comic addiction right off the bat... not that I go to KMC though.. hehe.

Originally posted by jinzin
colorado

Nah, I'm just huge on halloween.. my favorite time of the year.

This year?

"THIS... IS.... SPARTAAAA!!!!"

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Less than a month ago I lived in Nebraska! *slaps forehead*

300? Hahaha, neeeeeeeerrrrrd! 😂

Originally posted by jinzin
yeah.. how's that workin out for ya?

It's all good. Although, I'm bankrupt thanks to the dare I lost to those girls who I got to ask you out. But other than that, I have a stale pelvis.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ask me again.

would you like to share your stories here.. My threads usually die out after about 15 minutes anyways.

Maybe, it's that they considered your comic addiction and changed their minds. Or, maybe they thought it was weird you told them about it right 'off the bat'.

Originally posted by Jack of Storms
Fine, then, he's a hot, sweaty, superhero-dressing Zoolander-impersonator who gets "canceled" on by girls.

I'm not sweaty!
Well.. not when I'm not working out an' stuff.

Originally posted by jinzin
would you like to share your stories here.. My threads usually die out after about 15 minutes anyways.
pm me, byatch.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Maybe, it's that they considered your comic addiction and changed their minds. Or, maybe they thought it was weird you told them about it right 'off the bat'.

Lol, it wasn't like

"Hi I'm sarah!"

"Hi I'm addicted to comics."

It was just something to come up when we were discussing interests...

and two of the girls are comic fans as well so I don't think that's it.

Originally posted by jinzin
I'm not sweaty!
Well.. not when I'm not working out an' stuff.

Working out? I doubt that. Why? Because I work out.

Ten entire ****ing push-ups every three Sundays.

Originally posted by SelphieT
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Less than a month ago I lived in Nebraska! *slaps forehead*

300? Hahaha, neeeeeeeerrrrrd! 😂

Bummer. 😬

Nerd? That's not what the ladies are gonna be thinking during the costume contest... or in my case the lack there of.

Originally posted by Jack of Storms
Working out? I doubt that. Why? Because I work out.

Ten entire ****ing push-ups every three Sundays.

😂

Man that's harrrrrdcore.

Originally posted by Jack of Storms
Working out? I doubt that. Why? Because I work out.

Ten entire ****ing push-ups every three Sundays.

I work out regularly. I do 12 ounce reps in each hand, maxing out at 40 ounces.