What is the last thing you heard someone say? And who said it?

the girl i had sex with lastnight said my right ass cheek it hurts so much but i love what your doing

Da stand Marius Hoffbauer.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Da stand Marius Hoffbauer.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
were you talking to Severus Snape?

No

Originally posted by Bardock42
No

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sounds like something he'd say.

Aha.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aha.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well it does.

you betcha?

The last thing I heard was: "No"

It was the answer to my question I asked my mom: "Will you drive me back to school?"

hold on a second.

"I'm going back to sleep" - My woman.

"You smelly arsed git!" My colleague when I just let one sneak out... 😈

''Love you. See you tonight. Bye.''

lemmee take this call. bye, son.

my mom telling me to.. "Turn your music down!"

ladnlord saying I have to move to a new unit.

uvedomuje si to urcite aj europska komisia... guy on TV news said that

"hey sexy"

my suitemate jokingly as i stumbled out of my room shirtless to shower

'For the last time, don't smoke inside the appartment you fuckin twat!'