What is the last thing you heard someone say? And who said it?

"I love you" - Girlfriend.

Marea your damn cat just drank milk out of my cereal bowl. - Roommate

Wheres the nearest titty bar? guest

"See ya" - My roommate

"MEOW!"

My cat mmm

But it didn't really sound like a meow, because my cat literally quacks.

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"MEOW!"

My cat mmm

But it didn't really sound like a meow, because my cat literally quacks.

Aww, a quacking cat. Mine normally says maw.

Have do you want onions with your tuna jacket or sweetcorn - Roommate

Good job firing Lakeisha, John- My boss.

Tell me if the doorbell rings - Sister

See you for lunch- Dad

Dude, do guys go to the gynecologist?

Kid sitting next to me in class...😐

Isnt it your turn to make the coffee - Angelina (offline friend)

You're going top die young 😐 - Mum

Im so tired of guys.

Girls behind me lol

halučška to bola určite

Did you buy Doritos? Because I thought that smell might be my shoes.

-Roommate

Iam cooking up drugs - my boss