What is the last thing you heard someone say? And who said it?

Originally posted by Dusty
😂

"Later"

Tim.

Originally posted by Secretus
Musta been his oral skills.

debit or credit?

Mom, to me: I think Daniel called this morning for you. *Evil eye*

Potom nebudes moct ani stupit na to. ~Lenka

"I would advise you to take a nap." My Dad.

"You'll watch what I ****ing tell you to watch!" ~ My dad

crylaugh

herbsrug

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"You'll watch what I ****ing tell you to watch!" ~ My dad

crylaugh

sounds like something my dad would say

he was only joking..

he said "we'll watch 'The Hotel Inspector'" and I said

"I'm not watching that crap 😐"

and that was his response 😂

we are hardly ever serious in my household 😐

"so like this morning i looked at Nox's myspace and masturbated to her pics."
-Brent
😐

Originally posted by Cuqua
"so like this morning i looked at Nox's myspace and masturbated to her pics."
-Brent
😐

laughcry

"What a ****ing nob!" A colleague talking about a client

"Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann" The Beach Boys

Originally posted by Bloigen
"Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann" The Beach Boys

For years I thought they were singing about a Barber Man... 😕

Originally posted by Baylin
For years I thought they were singing about a Barber Man... 😕

That's pretty stupid.

Originally posted by Bloigen
That's pretty stupid.

well at least I'm pretty in one way then...! 🙄

Originally posted by Baylin
well at least I'm pretty in one way then...! 🙄

I'm not a 15 year old girl called Stacey, I don't want to look "pretty". herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'm not a 15 year old girl called Stacey, I don't want to look "pretty". herbnone

Neither am I! 😐

*sighs* Oh well nice to dream...

"wanna go to the new Sushi place?"

My cousin Ryan.

Originally posted by Baylin
Neither am I! 😐

*sighs* Oh well nice to dream...

You're dreaming about 15 year old girls called Stacey? herbeyes