You vs Superman(With a Twist)

i win 10/10 i kicked alot of ass in the real world, and i know a little boxing and superman fights like an idiot

Supes is actually a good fighter. I also know some boxing(pretty recent) and am a wrestler, and I doubt even with his powers I'd beat him. Which is why I would rip off his f*ckin balls.

youd lose, we would have no idea how to utilize his powers, we might not even know how fly properly, we die

Originally posted by cmack
i win 10/10 i kicked alot of ass in the real world, and i know a little boxing and superman fights like an idiot

so youre saying that amateur boxing is ranked right up there with the fighting skills of some of the universes finest like wonder woman? I had no idea

I'd kick the shit out of him.

Move left, move right do yo dance on dat flo', we don't Superman no mo' we just Spiderman dat Ho!!!!

ok ok me vs superman 6/10 he kicks my ass in the 10 minutes

Originally posted by Citizen V
I just wouldn't fight.

He'd beat the shit out of you, either way.

None of us have the experience to use his powers better than he does, if you tried to fight him you would actually get the shit beaten out of you, so I wouldn't; hoping that the fact I wouldn't be retaliating might make him stop and think "why is this guy not fighting back?".

Either way, even if you did fight against him, I doubt that he would kill you; he's not a murderer after all.

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But what about my crotch kick, testicle tear combo? Supes couldn't handle that.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
But what about my crotch kick, testicle tear combo? Supes couldn't handle that.

he's a very good fighter, and he's pissed...

you might be able to do it, but i wouldnt bet against him...

Originally posted by pr1983
he's a very good fighter, and he's pissed...

you might be able to do it, but i wouldnt bet against him...

dur Can't believe there are people here saying they are better fighters than Superman

No one here would beat him, Superman is going all out. But we would most likely survive for 10 minutes.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I know how to run, punch, kick, and bite. There are so many things I can do to him with that.🙂

he's a well trained fighter out for blood, who has far more experience using those powers than you do... 😛

I wouldn't try to fly or use his breath of zappy eyes(lol), I'd kick him in the balls, then rip them off with my bare hands, I'd pluck out his eyes and rip out his throat.

I would uses superman's powers WAY better then he would

I would be a force to recone with

Originally posted by cmack
i win 10/10 i kicked alot of ass in the real world, and i know a little boxing and superman fights like an idiot

hysterical

You're 16, you kick a lot of ass in the real world? Playground fights!

I will crank that soldier boy on superman. youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Originally posted by The Pict
hysterical

You're 16, you kick a lot of ass in the real world? Playground fights!

dude im 16 240 pounds and 6 foot tall (sooo close to 6'1) and let me tell you that us high schooler can do serous Damage

Adults beat High Schoolers anyday.😐 I'm 15 and I can admit that.

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
dude im 16 240 pounds and 6 foot tall (sooo close to 6'1) and let me tell you that us high schooler can do serous Damage

Do High Schools teach martial arts these days? No. Superman has years of fighting experience, you have zero.

Actually, teens can still learn boxing. I know some boxing and am a wrestler. Wrestling is a martial art, so yes High Schools can teach you how to fight.