Originally posted by The Pict
Do High Schools teach martial arts these days? No. Superman has years of fighting experience, you have zero.
I actually have been taking martails arts longer then i have been in school. Actually now that i look back at it im kinda bitter for missing a chunk of my childhood 🙁
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I know how to run, punch, kick, and bite. There are so many things I can do to him with that.🙂
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superman is a well trained fighter but i dont think he fights dirty. and thats where the key in beating superman is. he wouldnt expect a bite on the neck and a good kick/knee on the nuts.
i say a good super speed blits to the nuts for the win!!! just like vilent2dope said 😛
or if i cant kick his nuts i'd slug it out a bit and get really beaten, then id grab his nuts and us all my superstrength to squeeze it!!!! yeah!!! nuts squeeze for the win!!!! 😆
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Unless he grew up in a city.
Like I did. Like most people here probably did. Doesn't mean they grow up to be hand to hand experts.
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No, I'll shoot in on his legs, turn him on his ass, get on top of him and beat his face in.🙂
Sure, a 15 year old has more fighting prowess than Superman. If you saw very pissed, going-all-out Supes coming towards you, you'd probably sh!t yourself.
And I don't believe what you are saying about your skill, you act like your school is teaching you on how to become a cage fighter.
Originally posted by The PictThey teach me how to wrestle, and that move is not hard to do(granted the punching I added on). In a fair fight, I admitted Supes would kick my ass, but I would just cheat to win. Nut tear ftw!
Sure, a 15 year old has more fighting prowess than Superman. If you saw very pissed, going-all-out Supes coming towards you, you'd probably sh!t yourself.
And I don't believe what you are saying about your skill, you act like your school is teaching you on how to become a cage fighter.
lol funny posts in here. You guys would get killed by a pissed Superman in 3 minutes or less.
You may know what his powers are, but you have no idea how to tap them to their fullest. Superman would take you down faster than you could come up with a single plan of attack.
And to whoever said they would go for Superman's balls... Once he sees you going for them it would be over. He would fracture your skull in microseconds at close range.
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I'd be as fast as him. Read the opening post.
The problem is there is the lack of experience telling your mind to access this potential. It would be like you versus Bruce Lee after you have taken 5-10 years of Karate in your local suburbs.
we would not survive for 4 much less 10 min.
sure we can. origina post says we get his powers, so that would mean we also get his light speed reflexes. we can react as fast and be just as strong. the only difference is hes a trained fighter and that hes pissed off.
i say pulling in some unexpected moves would throw him off his game. i'd do a saotome ulimate attack on him and supes would go like "what the hell?" buying me enough time to be light years away 😆
then id charge him while pouring on my heat vision (yeah!!! heat vison!!!) he'd feel that! of course i'm not claiming that i wont get my butt kicked coz i would but even the most skilled and most power full can be taken down with a nice surprice attack! like the super speedblitz nut squeeze! 😆 🤣
Originally posted by horrorwolfwell sups may be trained but he hardly has to rely on it. aside from that though i would rather stick with my plan of letting him beat me up in public so i can turn everybody against him especially since i hand nothing to do with what happend to lois
lol funny posts in here. You guys would get killed by a pissed Superman in 3 minutes or less.You may know what his powers are, but you have no idea how to tap them to their fullest. Superman would take you down faster than you could come up with a single plan of attack.
And to whoever said they would go for Superman's balls... Once he sees you going for them it would be over. He would fracture your skull in microseconds at close range.
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