Chris Crocker: Why I hate the human race.

Originally posted by Robtard
What about people you claim genius?

"You" as in I or "You" as in Who? Only others can profess someone to be a genius, otherwise it's arrogance.

Originally posted by Devil King
"You" as in I or "You" as in Who? Only others can profess someone to be a genius, otherwise it's arrogance.

I meant "who", why I said "you", I do not know.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Jesus Christ, I just lost at least twenty thousand brain cells from that.

EDIT: Wow, I watched another video of his. There goes another ten thousand.

😆 😆 😆 Indeed, that's some stupid shit. Notice how many times his videos have been watched? That was my point earlier.

My favorite is when he says 'I got some bread, b***h!" in slow-mo. I lol'd. 😐

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It's like The Amanda Show, except Amanda Bynes is attractive. I ****ing hate attention whores like that. They're always the retards who think that they're the class clowns, but they fail and everyone is laughing at them.

I hope somebody kicks that kid in the scrote so hard that he can't have kids.

Chris Crocker looks like a chick.

I'd like him give me head. Then choke him during the process.

Originally posted by BackFire
Chris Crocker looks like a chick.

I'd like him give me head. Then choke him during the process.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo

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It's like The Amanda Show, except Amanda Bynes is attractive. I ****ing hate attention whores like that. They're always the retards who think that they're the class clowns, but they fail and everyone is laughing at them.

I hope somebody kicks that kid in the scrote so hard that he can't have kids.

Some people find that guy RIDICULOUSLY annoying. Others find him RIDICULOUSLY hilarious. That's how it works. I find him quite hilarious. 😐...and annoying. I don't know how that works. I guess it is because I am laughing at him.

"crocodile cock"

Originally posted by BackFire
Chris Crocker looks like a chick.

I'd like him give me head. Then choke him during the process.

Ummm, yeah......that is a type of fetish some people have. Getting of while being choked. Seriously. 😐

That's actually you, isn't it?

Who cares.

The *** will get his soon enough.

And I mean a bullet not a cock.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
That's actually you, isn't it?

No.

He is my twin from another life. 313

Our humor is not quite the same...but it is similar.

Originally posted by McLovin
Who cares.

The *** will get his soon enough.

And I mean a bullet not a cock.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No.

He is my twin from another life. 313

Our humor is not quite the same...but it is similar.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No.
He is my twin from another life. 313

Our humor is not quite the same...but it is similar.

...your humor is similar to that on an annoying flaming queen, figures.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I hope you fall into a pit of acid and rattlesnakes.

Fail...only the acid would do anything because the rattlesnakes would already have dissolved...if we are talking about a strong acid. I could climb back out the sides if it was just a pit of acid.

Originally posted by Robtard
...your humor is similar to that on an annoying flaming queen, figures.

I was NOT referring to Chris Crocker...were you?

Re: Acid + rattlesnakes = impossible.

That was the joke.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Fail...only the acid would do anything because the rattlesnakes would already have dissolved...if we are talking about a strong acid. I could climb back out the sides if it was just a pit of acid.

I was NOT referring to Chris Crocker...were you?

Well, that's the title of the thread. Who then?

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, that's the title of the thread. Who then?

I was talking about this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZihKxb_NVVU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LSuyLyuUiM

That guy is both annoying and an idiot.

I liked the way South Park took the piss out of him.

What makes me sad is that my joke was in the same vein as the infamous "You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

NO WAI THE BEES WULD STING TEH DAWGS

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
What makes me sad is that my joke was in the same vein as the infamous "You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

NO WAI THE BEES WULD STING TEH DAWGS

aaaaaannnnd what I did was serious?

Its called being a smartass...it can be used against a smartass comment too. 😉 😄