Chris Crocker: Why I hate the human race.

This is incredibly hypocritical of me, especially after my post complaining about retarded posters, but I find myself wishing that 95% of the human race spontaneously combusted after encountering this type of shit.

Chris Crocker is an extremely effeminate homosexual who has a penchant for crossdressing and making himself out to be a woman. He's also an attention-whoring mediaslut. I wager that he has, singlehandedly, pushed back the LGBT community in being accepted by mainstream culture by at least five years.

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He claims he's ****ing his brother.

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He also wants to "extinguish hate."

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Now, in truth, I can handle some f*ckwit who blathers on with his asinine opinions. What I really can't handle is that thousands--perhaps even millions--rally around this retard and treat him like he's something other than a moron. I'm not even talking about someone like Ann Coulter, since she at least appeals to an adult audience. I'm talking about some stupid-ass punk kid who is something of an idol to the generation that is to succeed mine.

Here's a response to the last video I posted:

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Crocker's fans flocked to attack this poor fellow, garnering the following response from him:

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I almost fear for our nation when I think that these people will, some day, be our voice. They, the generation that obsesses over and idolizes people like Britney Spears, will one day run America. Now, some of you might argue that the Crocker fans aren't so different from Americans nowaday...and you might be right.

It makes me sad nonetheless.

If anyone accuses me of merely bringing Encyclopedia Dramatica to KMC, he or she will be correct. It's still scary, in a way, to consider that the Crocker generation will be our successors.

So...who is this person? And why do I care what he/she/it/*** has to say?

Just be patient and AIDS will get him/her sooner or later.

crylaugh

Videos like that make me think that the Nazi's and their 'cleansing' programs weren't such a bad idea..

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
This is incredibly hypocritical of me, especially after my post complaining about retarded posters, but I find myself wishing that 95% of the human race spontaneously combusted after encountering this type of shit.

Chris Crocker is an extremely effeminate homosexual who has a penchant for crossdressing and making himself out to be a woman. He's also an attention-whoring mediaslut. I wager that he has, singlehandedly, pushed back the LGBT community in being accepted by mainstream culture by at least five years.

Now, in truth, I can handle some f*ckwit who blathers on with his asinine opinions. What I really can't handle is that thousands--perhaps even millions--rally around this retard and treat him like he's something other than a moron. I'm not even talking about someone like Ann Coulter, since she at least appeals to an adult audience. I'm talking about some stupid-ass punk kid who is something of an idol to the generation that is to succeed mine.

Here's a response to the last video I posted:

Crocker's fans flocked to attack this poor fellow, garnering the following response from him:

I almost fear for our nation when I think that these people will, some day, be our voice. They, the generation that obsesses over and idolizes people like Britney Spears, will one day run America. Now, some of you might argue that the Crocker fans aren't so different from Americans nowaday...and you might be right.

It makes me sad nonetheless.

If anyone accuses me of merely bringing Encyclopedia Dramatica to KMC, he or she will be correct. It's still scary, in a way, to consider that the Crocker generation will be our successors.

Shame on you Fece, for letting this get to you. He's a whiny annoying ass, who can be funny at times, simply because he is a whiny annoying ass. He's extreme (in his own sense), so that's why people flock, because of his "shock value".

"The Soup" and "Best Week Ever" both ripped on him; Seth Green even parodied one of his antics, so expect more of this whiny annoying (sometimes funny) ass... that is until the next thing comes along, or Backfire's guess comes true.

Originally posted by KidRock
Videos like that make me think that the Nazi's and their 'cleansing' programs weren't such a bad idea..

Bad-ass, American bad-ass.

The thing that I find sad is that people are saying this guy is funny. Like they don't know the difference between annoying and funny.

Originally posted by BackFire
The thing that I find sad is that people are saying this guy is funny. Like they don't know the difference between annoying and funny.

Humor is subjective my man... I found his "ghetto talk" one to be funny, the first time I watched it, though I admit, the first time I saw him, I thought he was more or less putting on a show than actually being a flaming queen of the highest caliber. He gets old quick though, by the 3rd clip, I wasn't amused anymore.

To be honest with you, man. The fact that you were amused at any point says something about your sense of humor - Namely that it's piss poor, in my opinion.

Might as well laugh at a loud beeping sound. Same wit, same logic, same type of thing. Something annoying that people somehow droop low enough to find funny.

Wit? Cleverness? Comedic timing? Nah, just some idiot in drag sounding overly gay is all it takes to make the dimwits giggle and mindless cackle.

Oh well, guess that's the way the world is going.

Meh. I found that odd coming from someone who makes gay innuedo joke after gay innuendo joke.

You're giving him too much presense, I doubt he'll be around next year. The world is safe.

Those jokes require great skill and timing. Really, they do. Try it sometime.

Though, my jokes aren't really innuendo, they're pretty much straight up blatant statements.

And really, this fad has been long going, this future AIDS victim aside. Over the last few months I've been seeing more and more annoying videos/songs being passed off as funny or comedy, when there's nothing remotely humerous about them. It's like people say "That's annoying, hahaha". Like they quite literally can't tell the difference. It's as if you don't even have to try and actually be funny anymore, just be loud, obnoxious and redundant and people will find a way to pass it off as funny.

You know, Robtard, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be grumpy here. To be honest the real reason I'm annoyed right now isn't because of this idiot, but because I've been trying to download this porn all day and it just won't finish and I really really want to watch it.

Originally posted by BackFire
So...who is this person? And why do I care what he/she/it/*** has to say?

Just be patient and AIDS will get him/her sooner or later.

Someone getting kicked in the nuts is funny, someone falling down an open manhole is funny..this is stupid.

Originally posted by BackFire
Those jokes require great skill and timing. Really, they do. Try it sometime.

Though, my jokes aren't really innuendo, they're pretty much straight up blatant statements.

And really, this fad has been long going, this future AIDS victim aside. Over the last few months I've been seeing more and more annoying videos/songs being passed off as funny or comedy, when there's nothing remotely humerous about them. It's like people say "That's annoying, hahaha". Like they quite literally can't tell the difference. It's as if you don't even have to try and actually be funny anymore, just be loud, obnoxious and redundant and people will find a way to pass it off as funny.

You know, Robtard, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be grumpy here. To be honest the real reason I'm annoyed right now isn't because of this idiot, but because I've been trying to download this porn all day and it just won't finish and I really really want to watch it.

No need to apologize, I wasn't "butt-hurt", and you're entitled to your opinion. I don't think he's funny either, besides the initial shock value; which I was over, by the time I watched his 3rd video,(for me) the "Britney" one.

Which porn?

I'd so do this brother. laughcry

Originally posted by Robtard
No need to apologize, I wasn't "butt-hurt", and you're entitled to your opinion. I don't think he's funny either, besides the initial shock value; which I was over, by the time I watched his 3rd video,(for me) the "Britney" one.

Which porn?

One with Nautica Thorn that I've been looking for for ages. Called Trained Teens. Finally finished!

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
This is incredibly hypocritical of me, especially after my post complaining about retarded posters, but I find myself wishing that 95% of the human race spontaneously combusted after encountering this type of shit.

Chris Crocker is an extremely effeminate homosexual who has a penchant for crossdressing and making himself out to be a woman. He's also an attention-whoring mediaslut. I wager that he has, singlehandedly, pushed back the LGBT community in being accepted by mainstream culture by at least five years.

YouTube video

He claims he's ****ing his brother.

YouTube video

He also wants to "extinguish hate."

YouTube video

Now, in truth, I can handle some f*ckwit who blathers on with his asinine opinions. What I really can't handle is that thousands--perhaps even millions--rally around this retard and treat him like he's something other than a moron. I'm not even talking about someone like Ann Coulter, since she at least appeals to an adult audience. I'm talking about some stupid-ass punk kid who is something of an idol to the generation that is to succeed mine.

Here's a response to the last video I posted:

YouTube video

Crocker's fans flocked to attack this poor fellow, garnering the following response from him:

YouTube video

I almost fear for our nation when I think that these people will, some day, be our voice. They, the generation that obsesses over and idolizes people like Britney Spears, will one day run America. Now, some of you might argue that the Crocker fans aren't so different from Americans nowaday...and you might be right.

It makes me sad nonetheless.

If anyone accuses me of merely bringing Encyclopedia Dramatica to KMC, he or she will be correct. It's still scary, in a way, to consider that the Crocker generation will be our successors.

Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. 😬

Whatever someone else does is none of yours or anyone else's business. Yes, some people are brutally annoying, but the beautiful thing is you can easily change the channel, or go on a different website.

Please don't make a thread about stupid threads, and then make one yourself.

I don't think this is a stupid thread. What's a forum like KMC for if not for ranting about things that interest you? Or, in this case, things that sicken you.

Chris Crocker, I'd never heard of until I found the 'Leave Britney alone' video the other day. I now know of him and I think he's nothing more than a drama queen. Unfortunately, impressionable youngsters have immediate access to him and his opinions, which is not a good thing.

As for the, "I'm not promoting incest, but..." comment, guy should be shot.

I think he's funny, but not in th 'hahha he's witty' way like Terry Pratchett, Bill Baily, Frankie boyle ect. Just in the 'Look at him he's out of his f*cking mind' way.

He said "Leave Britney Alone"?

He has to go.

-AC

😂

"Leave Britney alone!"

"You bastards!"

"She's not well... if you wanna get to Britney, you'll have to deal with me!"

Et cetera.