Originally posted by Nazcrylaugh
So I got home and was kneeling down infront of the fish tank to get the goldfish food to I could feed my fish. Right, so, I'm unscrewing the lid, and one of my fish, Mr. Hyde, starts going crazy and swimming around all weird and crazy like, so I watch him of course. He goes down to the bottom of the tank, and just swims toward the surface like dolphins do when they want to jump or whatever. So Mr. Hyde jumps out of the water, and he's close enough to the side of the tank that he jumps over the edge and lands on the carpet! So I start freaking out, I'm like, "OMG MR. HYDE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO OMG!" So I pick it him and put him back in the water, and he just find of flops on his side for a while, and then he just quits moving...I guess he like broke his bones when he hit the floor...so yeah, I had a nice funeral for Mr. Hyde...then I flushed him down the toilet...
Originally posted by Naz
So I got home and was kneeling down infront of the fish tank to get the goldfish food to I could feed my fish. Right, so, I'm unscrewing the lid, and one of my fish, Mr. Hyde, starts going crazy and swimming around all weird and crazy like, so I watch him of course. He goes down to the bottom of the tank, and just swims toward the surface like dolphins do when they want to jump or whatever. So Mr. Hyde jumps out of the water, and he's close enough to the side of the tank that he jumps over the edge and lands on the carpet! So I start freaking out, I'm like, "OMG MR. HYDE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO OMG!" So I pick it him and put him back in the water, and he just find of flops on his side for a while, and then he just quits moving...I guess he like broke his bones when he hit the floor...so yeah, I had a nice funeral for Mr. Hyde...then I flushed him down the toilet...
I should have known something was wrong. The last few months have been difficult for him. First he broke up with Craig and they were together forever. I thought they'd never be apart. I guess he thought that too. He started seeing that new guy Roland and he got him involved in drugs and prostitution. I tried helping him but, he just pushed me away.weep
Originally posted by Naz
So I got home and was kneeling down infront of the fish tank to get the goldfish food to I could feed my fish. Right, so, I'm unscrewing the lid, and one of my fish, Mr. Hyde, starts going crazy and swimming around all weird and crazy like, so I watch him of course. He goes down to the bottom of the tank, and just swims toward the surface like dolphins do when they want to jump or whatever. So Mr. Hyde jumps out of the water, and he's close enough to the side of the tank that he jumps over the edge and lands on the carpet! So I start freaking out, I'm like, "OMG MR. HYDE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO OMG!" So I pick it him and put him back in the water, and he just find of flops on his side for a while, and then he just quits moving...I guess he like broke his bones when he hit the floor...so yeah, I had a nice funeral for Mr. Hyde...then I flushed him down the toilet...