Jesus Christ, Mate!

Started by Kram3r3 pages

Jesus Christ, Mate!

I'm really down The Murray without a paddle! haermm

I got exam on tomorrow and it's like I'm stuck in the middle of The Murray with the Murray Cod. haermm

**** me. haermm

I couldn't be more down The Murray if I tried. haermm

crylaugh

I don't know if that's dorian or not. *shrugs*

I went fishing in the Murray with my own pole haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I'm really down The Murray without a paddle! haermm

I got exam on tomorrow and it's like I'm stuck in the middle of The Murray with the Murray Cod. haermm

**** me. haermm

I couldn't be more down The Murray if I tried. haermm

crylaugh

"mate" hysterical

Originally posted by SelphieT
I don't know if that's dorian or not. *shrugs*

Your post makes as much sense as a Murray Cod who as sexual maturity by the time they're 20 cm in length. Trust me it takes until their 50 cm. The Murray law always upholds. haermm

Originally posted by Mišt
I went fishing in the Murray with my own pole haermm

Catch any Australian Smelt in the Murray? haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
"mate" hysterical

What The Murray are you talking about? haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Your post makes as much sense as a Murray Cod who as sexual maturity by the time they're 20 cm in length. Trust me it takes until their 50 cm. The Murray law always upholds. haermm

Catch any Australian Smelt in the Murray? haermm

What The Murray are you talking about? haermm

I've gotta get this cat out of my room. She's ****ing with my fish. What a *****-ass cat.

No but a kookaburra grabbed my pole haermm

Originally posted by Mišt
No but a kookaburra grabbed my pole haermm
Don't you mean "Gum Tree". 131wank

This one time when I was swimming in The Murray I saw this gum tree and I was like "Woah, that's a big tree, ****ing **** oh ****'s sake ****!" haermm

I see whats going on here. This is another thread for you Austra-HOLY SHIT, Your sig moved. haermm

Kram3r's Song haermm

I've been around the Barker a couple of times or maybe more
I've seen the sights I've had delights, my crotch is feeling raw
But when me mates all ask me the place that I adore
I tell them right away

Give me a home amongst the bum trees
with lots of cum please, a sheep or two, even a ram'll do,
A clothes line out the back, verandah out the front,
and a old Pedobear.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I see whats going on here. This is another thread for you Austra-HOLY SHIT, Your sig moved. haermm

No it didn't. haermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Kram3r's Song haermm

I've been around the Barker a couple of times or maybe more
I've seen the sights I've had delights, my crotch is feeling raw
But when me mates all ask me the place that I adore
I tell them right away

Give me a home amongst the bum trees
with lots of cum please, a sheep or two, even a ram'll do,
A clothes line out the back, verandah out the front,
and a old Pedobear.

crylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

OMFG. NO ONE will get that!!!! crylaugh

****ing idiot Americans don't have a clue, ****ing baby eaters, by which I mean dingoes. haermm

"an" old....

KOALA PLATYPUS KOOKABURRA ECHIDNA ETC ETC LOLZ PWNT 131WANK 131wank131wank131wank131wank

crylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

are you afraid?

This thread isn't much of a bit of alright, sounds like a bunch of Aussies got drunk on the Kangaroo Digeroo while out boating for a few Murray.

I was like 'maybe I should go Mount Barker today' but then I didnt. jockey

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Originally posted by Mišt
I was like 'maybe I should go Mount Barker today' but then I didnt. jockey

Decided to go commit a crime and get booted instead? jockey