Jesus Christ, Mate!

Started by Roulette3 pages
Originally posted by Mišt
Finish your vegemite sammich haermm

But it's so salty laughcry buy me chicken?

Originally posted by Kram3r
I was buying pavlova in Franktown and I was like "**** ME!" I need a ride up the Murray. haermm

😂 You funny. I like you herb

I was up the Murray and a dingo stole my baby and I said 'Crikey, look at the ****er taking my ****ing baby, where the **** is he from, Frankton?', then I sang Waltzing Matilda and ate a vegemite sandwich while playing a didgeridoo on a kangaroo farm haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
But it's so salty laughcry buy me chicken?

No laughcry

Originally posted by Mišt
I was up the Murray and a dingo stole my baby and I said 'Crikey, look at the ****er taking my ****ing baby, where the **** is he from, Frankton?', then I sang Waltzing Matilda and ate a vegemite sandwich while playing a didgeridoo on a kangaroo farm haermm

No laughcry

Should have been EMU farm haermm

Bastard laughcry

Originally posted by Roulette
Should have been EMU farm haermm

Bastard laughcry

Emu, who wants an Emu farm, bastards cant even fly, call themselves birdshaermm

Thanks laughcry

Originally posted by Mišt
Emu, who wants an Emu farm, bastards cant even fly, call themselves birdshaermm

Thanks laughcry

Even Emus have feelings laughcry

Love you haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
Even Emus have feelings laughcry

Love you haermm

They deserve to be teased, thats like a fish that cant swim laughcry

I'd love you too but the court order forbids me to advance on you anymore laughcry

Originally posted by Mišt
They deserve to be teased, thats like a fish that cant swim laughcry

I'd love you too but the court order forbids me to advance on you anymore laughcry

Leave the freaks be laughcry

Lol, rape laughcry

Originally posted by Roulette
Leave the freaks be laughcry

Lol, rape laughcry

Ok, I wont bug you anymore laughcry lolz owned haermm

Ssh not rape if you cant say no laughcry

Originally posted by Mišt
Ok, I wont bug you anymore laughcry lolz owned haermm

Ssh not rape if you cant say no laughcry

Fux. I walked right into that one laughcry

But I said no....several times laughcry

Originally posted by Roulette
Fux. I walked right into that one laughcry

But I said no....several times laughcry

Lol, its ok you're only from Melbourne haermm

I didnt hear so it doesnt count laughcry

Originally posted by Mišt
Lol, its ok you're only from Melbourne haermm

I didnt hear so it doesnt count laughcry

Says the boy from ADELAIDE haermm

Wtf? I was screaming in your ear laughcry

Whats wrong with Adelaide, want me to come over there and punch your boob? Cause I can haermm

I have no ears laughcry

Originally posted by Mišt
Whats wrong with Adelaide, want me to come over there and punch your boob? Cause I can haermm

I have no ears laughcry

haermm Where do I start?
B00b punches don't hurt haermm

What the hell was I screaming at then? haermm

At the Murray laughcry
*kicks* How about that then?haermm

You dont wanna know haermm
Im going to bed, see you later you crazy Aussie bastard-girl..touched

Originally posted by Mišt
At the Murray laughcry
*kicks* How about that then?haermm

You dont wanna know haermm
Im going to bed, see you later you crazy Aussie bastard-girl..touched

😂
I felt nothing, loser haermm

Oh god, I'm dying laughcry
Hehe, okie dokies. Sleep well, Misty hug