Which of Superman's powers would you choose?

Started by llagrok8 pages
Originally posted by masterbruce
the thing is, you wouldn't need to steal. with any of those powers, you could easily be a millionaire or even billionaire.

Yeah.

Just sayin'

Originally posted by llagrok
Yeah.

Just sayin'

fact is, if you demonstrated your powers to the public, people would think you are a GOD!

everywhere you go, people would give you free stuff, girls would throw themselves at you, etc etc

Re: Which of Superman's powers would you choose?

Originally posted by masterbruce
His powers come in 3 packages, which would you choose and why?

1. Superstrength, super stamina and invulnerability

2. Superspeed and flight (and ability to breathe in outerspace)

3. Super senses and super intelligence, heat vision, and freeze breath


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Originally posted by masterbruce
fact is, if you demonstrated your powers to the public, people would think you are a GOD!

everywhere you go, people would give you free stuff, girls would throw themselves at you, etc etc

Aye, it would be great indeed 😄

Originally posted by masterbruce
His powers come in 3 packages, which would you choose and why?

1. Superstrength, super stamina and invulnerability

2. Superspeed and flight (and ability to breathe in outerspace)

3. Super senses and super intelligence, heat vision, and freeze breath

ed benes... 😄

i'd go with 3... the man's intelligence and brain power are sorely underrated...

i'd definitely take that...

Number 1...an easy choice.

Originally posted by masterbruce
fact is, if you demonstrated your powers to the public, people would think you are a GOD!

everywhere you go, people would give you free stuff, girls would throw themselves at you, etc etc

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People would flee from you. Goverments would try to kill and disect you.

😐.

Originally posted by Soljer
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People would flee from you. Goverments would try to kill and disect you.

😐.

Then you would take out those who opposed you and rule the world as an iron-fisted monarch who would force the pathetic plebians to construct a machine to teleport you into the fantasy world that is Masterbruce's mind.

Which of Superman's powers would you choose?

Originally posted by masterbruce
3. Super senses and super intelligence, heat vision, and freeze breath

this one seems to be the most popular

Probably 3 due to the novelty of being able to freeze things and make them burn and also being the smartest man on the planet but for sheer fun it would have to be super speed and flight. **** it just give me them all and no one gets hurt.

#1> vaginas beware

I guess I would take #3, turn myself into a giant robot, then have #1 and #2 as well.

Originally posted by Soljer
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People would flee from you. Goverments would try to kill and disect you.

😐.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Then you would take out those who opposed you and rule the world as an iron-fisted monarch who would force the pathetic plebians to construct a machine to teleport you into the fantasy world that is Masterbruce's mind.

Or you'd just get probed by the government....

hehe...probed stretcher

Originally posted by masterbruce
fact is, if you demonstrated your powers to the public, people would think you are a GOD!

everywhere you go, people would give you free stuff, girls would throw themselves at you, etc etc


Wow. What fantasy universe do you live in? I assure you that wouldn't happen.

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Originally posted by Soljer
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People would flee from you. Goverments would try to kill and disect you.

😐.


Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Then you would take out those who opposed you and rule the world as an iron-fisted monarch who would force the pathetic plebians to construct a machine to teleport you into the fantasy world that is Masterbruce's mind.

Ditto.

probably #3...contribute to mankind by day...

melt and freeze assholes by night!

Super endurance, super speed, and sex-ray vision.

I'm not conformist enough to choose from whatever the hell brucemaster wrote.

Originally posted by pr1983
ed benes... 😄

i'd go with 3... the man's intelligence and brain power are sorely underrated...

i'd definitely take that...


Eh, we all know you're choosing that package for the heat vision. 😛

Anyone that chooses the package with Super Senses will sorely regret it for quite a while.

Superman's sense of smell is strong enough to smell drugs in someone's blood stream. His hearing is sensitive enough to hear something from across the globe.

You'd hear and smell everything on earth. Simultaneously. Constantly.

Originally posted by Soljer
Anyone that chooses the package with Super Senses will sorely regret it for quite a while.

Superman's sense of smell is strong enough to smell drugs in someone's blood stream. His hearing is sensitive enough to hear something from across the globe.

You'd hear and smell everything on earth. Simultaneously. Constantly.

meh, with the super intelligence you could make something to filter it out until you get used to it....

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
meh, with the super intelligence you could make something to filter it out until you get used to it....

Super intelligence doesn't imply super concentration.

Imagine every bad smell you've ever smelled in your life.

Now multiply the intensity by several hundred trillion, and then multiply THAT by every single instance of that smell on earth.

Just for starters.