Superman Vs. Martian Manhunter

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Originally posted by Validus
Must be why your first reaction to homosexual activity was the following.

Would certainly make sense.

Originally posted by Avlon
OK, so Jonn lasts an extra 10 seconds.

And in those...Clark wasn't shielding his thoughts.

Superman can do dick to a phased Jonn.Jonn can still break him Telepathically if he needs to,and he still has eyeblasts while phased.So Jonn is untouchable with his best offense still available....yeah,supes loses.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Superman can do dick to a phased Jonn.Jonn can still break him Telepathically if he needs to,and he still has eyeblasts while phased.So Jonn is untouchable with his best offense still available....yeah,supes loses.

Superman punches him solid. 😐.

Originally posted by Soljer
Superman punches him solid. 😐.

He's tried and failed 🙂

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Superman can do dick to a phased Jonn.Jonn can still break him Telepathically if he needs to,and he still has eyeblasts while phased.So Jonn is untouchable with his best offense still available....yeah,supes loses.

J'onn's best offense are the eye beams? He sucks more than I thought.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
He's tried and failed 🙂

Scans or it didn't happen.

Hell, even with scans, it didn't happen.

Superman punches him back to solidity.

😐.

Originally posted by Validus
J'onn's best offense are the eye beams? He sucks more than I thought.

Telepathy dumbass.

i just find it funny i was reported for puttin a smiley up.

Originally posted by quanchi112
i just find it funny i was reported for puttin a smiley up.

I find it hilarious that you can't detect even the most obvious levels of sarcasm.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Telepathy dumbass.

His telepathy doesn't work. How much can one character suck?

Originally posted by Soljer
Scans or it didn't happen.

Hell, even with scans, it didn't happen.

Superman punches him back to solidity.

😐.

Then Jonn just chucks a protex and smothers him.

Or mindrapes.

or turns invisible and intangible.

Originally posted by Soljer
I find it hilarious that you can't detect even the most obvious levels of sarcasm.
whos being sarcastic?

😆

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Then Jonn just chucks a protex and smothers him.

Or mindrapes.

or turns invisible and intangible.

Invisible? How does that matter? Superman can still see him.

Intangible? How does that help? Superman can still punch him.

Smothers him? How does that help? Superman doesn't need to breathe.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Then Jonn just chucks a protex and smothers him.

Or mindrapes.

or turns invisible and intangible.


What about the eye beams?

Originally posted by quanchi112
whos being sarcastic?

😆

Vally. 😐.

Originally posted by Validus
His telepathy doesn't work. How much can one character suck?

Yes it does.

for all the statements,in practice telepathy works on Superman quite well.

I seem to remember a pre-teen girl making Supes her b*tch with it.

God,Supes is such a dick.

Originally posted by Validus
His telepathy doesn't work. How much can one character suck?
Apparently as much as the fanboys.

Originally posted by Soljer
Invisible? How does that matter? Superman can still see him.

Intangible? How does that help? Superman can still punch him.

Smothers him? How does that help? Superman doesn't need to breathe.

No he can't

No he can't

Hey,it worked for protex,something about entering his every pore and tearing him apart from inside out.

Originally posted by Validus
What about the eye beams?

Jonns eyebeams onbe shot Supes 😐

I know it,you know it,hell even Bran/Quanchi knows it.

Sup Bran,btw.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
No he can't

No he can't

Hey,it worked for protex,something about entering his every pore and tearing him apart from inside out.

Yes he can. Soul vision.

Yes he can. Superman-punches.

Superman doesn't need to breathe.

🙂.