Superman Vs. Martian Manhunter

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Superman can do dick to a phased Jonn.Jonn can still break him Telepathically if he needs to,and he still has eyeblasts while phased.So Jonn is untouchable with his best offense still available....yeah,supes loses.

Except Superman can also be invisible and intangible...and he's done it to Martians...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Then Jonn just chucks a protex and smothers him.

Or mindrapes.

or turns invisible and intangible.

He didn't even use HV on Protex just to make it fair. 🙂

Originally posted by Soljer
Yes he can. Soul vision.

Yes he can. Superman-punches.

Superman doesn't need to breathe.

🙂.

Has never helped before.

Martian-dodges.

Not a factor.

Originally posted by Avlon
Except Superman can also be invisible and intangible...and he's done it to Martians...

He didn't even use HV on Protex just to make it fair. 🙂

Which means dick when he gets mindraped.

No,he just used flames at the center of the earth.

a far more creative way to cheat.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Has never helped before.

Martian-dodges.

Not a factor.

Superman can see the invisible. Soul vision.

Martian Manhunter can not see the invisible - and Superman can become so.

Superman can hit the intangible.

Martian Manhunter cannot.

Superman is much faster.

Martian Manhunter is not.

Superman is much stronger.

Martian Manhunter is not.

Superman one shots the Manhunter.

The Manhunter does not.

🙂.

Originally posted by Soljer
Superman can see the invisible. Soul vision.

Martian Manhunter can not see the invisible - and Superman can become so.

Superman can hit the intangible.

Martian Manhunter cannot.

Superman is much faster.

Martian Manhunter is not.

Superman is much stronger.

Martian Manhunter is not.

Superman one shots the Manhunter.

The Manhunter does not.

🙂.

Jonn wins.

Why?

Cause he's the Martian motherf#cking manhunter.

All that needed to be said.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Jonn wins.

Why?

Cause he's the Martian motherf#cking manhunter.

All that needed to be said.

He's also black on the inside.

And we all know how racist comics (and, by extension the forums) are.

Martian Manhunter will win as soon as Storm solos Eternity and Oblivion simultaneously.

The way she should.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Which means dick when he gets mindraped.

No,he just used flames at the center of the earth.

a far more creative way to cheat.

Jonn admitted that he can't even FIND his mind when Supes doesn't want to be found.

Here is another ocassion..and Supes wasn't even trying.. Jonn got pwned by subconscious thoughts. 😆

Originally posted by Soljer
He's also black on the inside.

And we all know how racist comics (and, by extension the forums) are.

Martian Manhunter will win as soon as Storm solos Eternity and Oblivion simultaneously.

The way she should.

yeah,but Supermans red on the inside.He won't have time to beat Jonn when people break his treaties and force him to run a seedy casino.

Huge black wang>>Seedy indian casino.

I'll be back,but i hafta run for now.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
yeah,but Supermans red on the inside.He won't have time to beat Jonn when people break his treaties and force him to run a seedy casino.

Huge black wang>>Seedy indian casino.

I'll be back,but i hafta run for now.

But, you see, the world actually CARES about Native Americans.

They're all looking to screw over the black man. 😐.

Originally posted by Avlon
Jonn admitted that he can't even FIND his mind when Supes doesn't want to be found.

Here is another ocassion..and Supes wasn't even trying.. Jonn got pwned by subconscious thoughts. 😆

For every scan you show there is one that contradicts it.

So just stop trying,specially since telepathy is not Jonns only way to win.

now,again i have to go.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
For every scan you show there is one that contradicts it.

Yeah, but, as mentioned, Red > Black. 😐.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
For every scan you show there is one that contradicts it.

So just stop trying,specially since telepathy is not Jonns only way to win.

now,again i have to go.

Not from Jonn, who has years of experience being not 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or even 5th best.

Just share bad thoughts with Jonn, and he goes down.... Black Adam knew that too.

🙂

Originally posted by Avlon
Not from Jonn, who has years of experience being not 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or even 5th best.

No, he's not 5th by my count.

Originally posted by Validus
Superman
Hal "Highball" Jordan
Kyle Rayner
Captain Marvel
Alan Scott

No, he's not 5th by my count.

Maybe tenth?

Originally posted by Soljer
Maybe tenth?

Nah, not tenth either.

I'm certainly feeling that the Flash should be higher.

But...uhhh....

Twentieth?

Yeah. There. Let's see a list of TWENTY.

Originally posted by Soljer
I'm certainly feeling that the Flash should be higher.

But...uhhh....

Twentieth?

Yeah. There. Let's see a list of TWENTY.

1.Superman
2.Hal "Highball" Jordan
3.Kyle Rayner
4.Captain Marvel
5.Alan Scott
6.Black Adam
7.Dr. Fate
8.Eradicator
9.Firestorm
10.The Flash
11.Obsidian
12.Starman
13.Element Lad
14.Mon-El
15.Zatanna
16.Supergirl
17.Captain Atom
18.John Stewart
19.Guy Gardner
20.Kilowog

I think J'onn is 21.

EDIT - Jakeem Thunder too. I think we can say J'onn is 22nd best with a certainty.

EDIT 2 - Let's face it. Wonder Woman would beat that ass too. 23rd best.

Originally posted by Validus
The list is in no order.

1.Superman
2.Hal "Highball" Jordan
3.Kyle Rayner
4.Captain Marvel
5.Alan Scott
6.Black Adam
7.Dr. Fate
8.Eradicator
9.Firestorm
10.The Flash
11.Obsidian
12.Starman
13.Element Lad
14.Mon-El
15.Zatanna
16.Supergirl
17.Captain Atom
18.John Stewart
19.Guy Gardner
20.Kilowog

I think J'onn is 21.

EDIT - Jakeem Thunder too. I think we can say J'onn is 22nd best with a certainty.

EDIT 2 - Let's face it. Wonder Woman would beat that ass too. 23rd best.

I see...

Well, damn...23rd isn't too bad.

Originally posted by Validus
The list is in no order.

1.Superman
2.Hal "Highball" Jordan
3.Kyle Rayner
4.Captain Marvel
5.Alan Scott
6.Black Adam
7.Dr. Fate
8.Eradicator
9.Firestorm
10.The Flash
11.Obsidian
12.Starman
13.Element Lad
14.Mon-El
15.Zatanna
16.Supergirl
17.Captain Atom
18.John Stewart
19.Guy Gardner
20.Kilowog

I think J'onn is 21.

EDIT - Jakeem Thunder too. I think we can say J'onn is 22nd best with a certainty.

EDIT 2 - Let's face it. Wonder Woman would beat that ass too. 23rd best.

You're being generous. There are more than can be crammed into that list. 🙂

Originally posted by Soljer
I see...

Well, damn...23rd isn't too bad.