Things that are funnier than Sarah Silverman

[list]
[*]AIDS
[*]September 11, 2001
[*]A plate of maggoty cheese
[*]A freshly squeezed pitcher of orange juice
[*]Rush Limbaugh
[*]Me
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I just watched her opening monologue from the recent MTV Music Awards, and it was actually painful to watch. It literally caused me mental and physical pain to hear her try to be funny by mocking Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and whoever else is tabloid fodder these days. I'd almost rather listen to Dane Cook than her. ALMOST.

Anyone else care to contribute?

To put it simply:

EVERYTHING.

Scabies 😐

My left testicle.

Roadkill 😐

Sarah Silverman being yelled at and humiliated. 😊

Dane Cook is much worse than her and has a larger fanbase. I, myself, would prefer Lisa Lampanelli, though.

Then there is Stephan Colbert. ****, don't get me started. He was only good on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, IMO

Originally posted by lord xyz
Sarah Silverman being yelled at and humiliated. 😊

Andy Dick's anal warts.

Clitoris.

Bill Cowher's spit that flies from his mouth when he yells.

Originally posted by Impediment
[list]
[*]AIDS
[*]September 11, 2001
[*]A plate of maggoty cheese
[*]A freshly squeezed pitcher of orange juice
[*]Rush Limbaugh
[*]Me
[/list]

I just watched her opening monologue from the recent MTV Music Awards, and it was actually painful to watch. It literally caused me mental and physical pain to hear her try to be funny by mocking Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and whoever else is tabloid fodder these days. I'd almost rather listen to Dane Cook than her. [b]ALMOST.

Anyone else care to contribute? [/B]

Everything

Migraines

Ordained.

Loud Noises.

Originally posted by Impediment
[list]
[*]AIDS
[*]September 11, 2001
[*]A plate of maggoty cheese
[*]A freshly squeezed pitcher of orange juice
[*]Rush Limbaugh
[*]Me
[/list]

I just watched her opening monologue from the recent MTV Music Awards, and it was actually painful to watch. It literally caused me mental and physical pain to hear her try to be funny by mocking Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and whoever else is tabloid fodder these days. I'd almost rather listen to Dane Cook than her. [b]ALMOST.

Anyone else care to contribute? [/B]

Clitoris and Blood Clots inside the Vagina.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Clitoris and Blood Clots inside the Vagina.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
****.

What? 😂 🤣 💃

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