Indy IV Actor Spills Some Major Plot Details - And Spielberg Apparently Isn't Happy!

Ripley: How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Hicks: Seventeen days.
Hudson: Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours..!! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before at the golf range. And they're gonna come in here...
Ripley: Hudson!
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA MOCK US!
Ripley: Hudson! This little girl survived the gophers longer than that with [i] no weapons and no training.
*to Newt*
Ripley: Right?
*Newt apes a salute*
Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?
Ripley: You better just start dealing with it, Hudson! Listen to me! Hudson, just deal with it, because we need you and I'm sick of your bullshit.

Hudson: Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
Gorman: All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a CGI Gopher may be involved.
Frost: Excuse me sir, a-a what?
Gorman: An animated rodent.
Hicks: It's a bughunt.

Newt: My mommy always said there were no gophers - no CGI ones - but there are.
Ripley: Yes, there are, aren't there?
Newt: Why do they tell little kids that?
Ripley: Most of the time it's true.

Insurance Man: Thank you Ripley, that would be all.
Ripley: [aggravated] No, goddammit that's not all. When these things "do" come down here and that "will" be all,
[Picks up a few pieces of paper showing ads for the colonial golfcourses]
Ripley: and all this bullshit you think is so important, you can just kiss all of that goodbye...!

OMG, we've moved over to Aliens now... 😂

Hi-ffirmative. *Salutes* 😛

Hicks: "We're all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We can't afford to let one of those bastards get animated in here."

Ripley: These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers.
Newt: It won't make any difference.

Ripley: They cut the power.
Hudson: What do you mean, "They cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!

*Ripley sees the 1st 20 mins of IndyIV played at her company debriefing*
Ripley: Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?

Ripley: Just tell me one thing, Burke. You're going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study. Not to add in post. But to wipe them out.
Burke: That's the plan. You have my word on it.
Ripley: All right, I'm in.

*Bishop reads a medical chart describing the captured gopher*
Bishop: "Surgically removed before embryo implantation. Subject: Marachek, John J., died during the procedure." They killed him taking it off.
Burke: Busy little creatures, huh?

So you can copy paste.

I change punctuation and emphasis too.

I left a couple unaltered as they seemed to fit the scenario perfectly anyways..

Yes... so that's what Ridley Scott is doing.

A revamp of the Alien franchise called GOPHER. Scary stuff.

Pant wettingly scary. ✅

As the troops pile into the APC Hicks gets the door behind them, as he closes it, a Gopher springs into the gap and starts pushing the doors back open...Hissing and sqeaking, it's crazed mouth salivates, its jaws part threateningly...

Hicks: "Get the door!"

*Hudson and Spackler grab the handles to the doors and hicks reaches to his shotgun...Hicks puts the winchester barrel in its mouth*

Hicks: "Eat THIS!"

*Hicks pulls the trigger, the resultant explosion in the gopher's skull sends bits of skull fragments, gopher brains and tissue all over the APC.....The troops are elated*

The Gopher Jockey.

😂

GFR-426.

Weyland-Gopherami

They mostly Goph at night.........mostly.

Stay away from her, you GOPH!!!

Vasquez: Hey, Mira. Who's Snow White?
Ferro: She's supposed to be some kinda consultant. Apparently she saw a gopher once.
Hudson: Whoopee-****in'-do. Hey, I'm impressed.

Ripley: These people are here to protect you. They're gophers.
Newt: It won't make any difference.

Chest Gopher emergeth:

Oh shit its the gopher apocalypse.

"There they are...Gophers....thousands of them!!!! Don't shoot until you see the whites of thier eyes, lads!"

He figured that he could get an gopher back through quarantine, if one of us was... impregnated... whatever you call it, and then frozen for the trip home. Nobody would know about the gopher embryos we were carrying...

Hudson: [puts his rifle against Burke's head] I say we grease this gopher-fu*k son-of-a-b!tch right now.

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Kazenji
Oh shit its the gopher apocalypse.

Oh Christ... it is! Here's more...