Indy IV Actor Spills Some Major Plot Details - And Spielberg Apparently Isn't Happy!

The horror...the horror..

Christ! What do we do?? How can we defend ourselves??

There is nothing. It is hopeless (except for adandoning Indy IV and maybe V...

Shield ourselves from TAOS!?? And the Unknown Idiocy to come?!?

Indeed. The psyche of an entire cinema going world depends on it.

I wonder how many gophers tehre will be in Red tails? Maybe they'll have some black gophers.

With red tails?

indeed.

With a bunch of Albino ones too, they could all merge into Swastikahogatron....a fearsome robot killing machine with alien death rays for eyes to oppose the good guys in the movie...and irritate the audience with their gopheric hijinks when not in Swastikahog mode.

*makes notes for next film and dials L for Lucasfilm*

'Gopher broke'... 😛

The Return of the Swastikahogs

Swastikahog Day:

A romantic comedy when Bill Murray is mocked everyday by scoffing Groundhogs until he kills some of them... war ensues, repeating everyday...can Bill learn through repetition solve how Swastikahogatron's induced mass slaughter/suicide at the town picnic?

*dials L for Lucasfilm again*

The Shining remake:

Jack Torrance takes his family with him for the winter to the overlook hotel. Theres nothing actually wrong with the hotel whatsoever, but soon the CGI gophers start to mock him, laughing at him all day and night. Danny is taunted by them too and the extra badly animated CGI hedge animal gophers haunt him daily leading the family to inevitable tragedy and horror. With Bill Murray as Janitor Dick Holloran

I know a scene to make that work.

Danny writes "REHPOG" on the door and scare his mom repeating that word in a funny Alvin-and-the-Chipmunks voice: REH-POG REH-POG REH-POG"

And his vision includes rapidcut flashes of elevator doors opening and hoardes of Gophers all spilling out and running towards camera

As well as a vision of the Olson twins with lots of gopher blood on the walls... the horror, the horror... (The Olsen twins, that is not the blood)

Event Fur-izon:

The Event Horizon disappeared near Neptune 20 years ago and has resurfaced. Despite not responding to comms, the ship seems to be salvagable, so a crew are sent to bring the ship home.
When they get there they will soon find that the hellish dimension that the ship has been to retained some of the darkest, most furry, most CGI'd horrors imaginable as they fight to stay alive and unirritated by the evil that awaits them.

Ah, ah horror version of Trouble with the Tribbels.