religious thories

Started by chickenlover985 pages

my theory: this thread is retarded, and tom cruise is the antichrist.

edit: lemme change that to mel gibson🙂

nah, ah.......I've met the antichrist beast. He wears panties and uses tampons........He calls himself a christian......but really he sucks big time. He's probably reading this too........."Hi antichrist beast"

*waves*

Really now, you shouldn't wear your mothers underware.

He's so obsessed with me.....hahahahha 😂 🤣

wouldnt dream of it mi amiga. although antichrist would be fun to torture.

Yes...

That's what angels are for... 😈

Kill the bloody thing.

no not killl torture. just splash it with holy water over and over and over

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I don't believe in the Devil. Also, Jesus was only God in the same way we are all God.

Depends if your a Christian, Muslim, Jew or something else doesn't it?

NO, that would be the wrong answer, what a person believes does not change the fact! You might believe George Bush is a Lizard but that doesn't mean he is,

Thus, if Christianity is correct then Jesus was God and there is a Devil. If Judaism is correct then Jesus wasn't God and there is a Devil, if Atheists are correct then he was just a man and there is no Devil etc etc etc.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
no not killl torture. just splash it with holy water over and over and over
Sounds good to me.......

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Depends if your a Christian, Muslim, Jew or something else doesn't it?

NO, that would be the wrong answer, what a person believes does not change the fact! You might believe George Bush is a Lizard but that doesn't mean he is,

Thus, if Christianity is correct then Jesus was God and there is a Devil. If Judaism is correct then Jesus wasn't God and there is a Devil, if Atheists are correct then he was just a man and there is no Devil etc etc etc.

By believing in the devil, the devil becomes real to you.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
By believing in the devil, the devil becomes real to you.

If the Devil isn't real...even if you believe in him...he isn't real...you might think he is and react as if he was real psychologically...but that just means your off in the head...even if your just a tiny tiny bit...psychosomatics or something isn't it?

Of course, if he is real and you believe in him then its not psychosomatic...

Nah, the devil doesn't like it when you want to leave......lol

but that just means your off in the head...even if your just a tiny tiny bit...psychosomatics or something isn't it?
or religious which is a shorter version of that term

Originally posted by anaconda
or religious which is a shorter version of that term

Unless the religion is real...but seriously, don't be a dick. If you want to partake sensibly then do, don't take pot shots at people for what they believe its just stupid- especially when you have no real way of proving anything anyway...

even Scientologists

Partake like in the Bread? 😱

Originally posted by debbiejo
Partake like in the Bread? 😱

Yes...sure...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
If the Devil isn't real...even if you believe in him...he isn't real...you might think he is and react as if he was real psychologically...but that just means your off in the head...even if your just a tiny tiny bit...psychosomatics or something isn't it?

Of course, if he is real and you believe in him then its not psychosomatic...

😆 I really believe that the devil is not a real being, but a metaphor for the evil that a people can do. The main problem with believing in a devil is that it allows people a way of skirting reasonability for the things they do.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😆 I really believe that the devil is not a real being, but a metaphor for the evil that a people can do. The main problem with believing in a devil is that it allows people a way of skirting reasonability for the things they do.
The devil is really a little mouse with silk panties.

Unless the religion is real...but seriously, don't be a dick. If you want to partake sensibly then do, don't take pot shots at people for what they believe its just stupid- especially when you have no real way of proving anything anyway...
ass of proof all I need to say there is no god, dont have to prove the non existing............and until hard evidence of a god meaning this deity comes down and personally shake my hand I will treat believers the same way they treat the non believers.....

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😆 I really believe that the devil is not a real being, but a metaphor for the evil that a people can do.

I know you don't believe in him, the point I'm making is that your belief doesn't effect his existence, he either is or isn't.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
The main problem with believing in a devil is that it allows people a way of skirting reasonability for the things they do.

Does it?

I know you don't believe in him, the point I'm making is that your belief doesn't effect his existence, he either is or isn't.
indeed, but its an it not a he

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
I know you don't believe in him, the point I'm making is that your belief doesn't effect his existence, he either is or isn't.

Does it?

Have you ever heard the expression: "the devil made me do it"?