Racism

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.

your mommas so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her forehead.

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.

your mommas so fat, her nickname is "DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!"

Your momma's teeth so brown, UPS has a trademark lawsuit against her.

your mommas so poor, her foodstamps bounced

Yo momma so slutty, she auctions her **** on Ebay droolio

your mommas so manly she's got hair from her chest all the way down to her dick

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mommas like a bungee cord... 50 bucks for a 30 second ride; if the rubber breaks, your ass is dead.

your momma's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has don king in a headlock

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.

your mommas so fat i had to take a train to get from one tittie to the other

Yo mama's like Sears, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

your mommas so fat they had to baptise her at seaworld

Yo momma's like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.

your mommas so poor, i saw her at kfc licking everyone's fingers

Your mommas so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo momma like a stamp, you lick her stick her then send her away.

Your mommas so short, I'm nuts over her.