Why does the Antimonitor look so stupid?
As far as cosmic villians go he is right up there with Galactus in thne pink skirt and "big G" on his chest days for stupidity, but then Thanos had a prune face and Tyrant is meh...... Why aren't cosmic villians cool to look at. Apart from mother god in Valiant can you every remember a female uber cosmic world/universe devourer type? What about equal ops? I know Galactus wears womens clothes, but still.
Re: Why does the Antimonitor look so stupid?
Originally posted by Futureman
As far as cosmic villians go he is right up there with Galactus in thne pink skirt and "big G" on his chest days for stupidity, but then Thanos had a prune face and Tyrant is meh...... Why aren't cosmic villians cool to look at. Apart from mother god in Valiant can you every remember a female uber cosmic world/universe devourer type? What about equal ops? I know Galactus wears womens clothes, but still.
Tyrant is meh? Tyrant is ****ing badass. You lose all credibility right there.
and Galactus is the sweetest character ever invented.
Riddle:
Hey, if you're a world devouring space faring god who wields the VERY POWER COSMIC ITSELF, what's your normal dress code?
Answer:
Any damn thing you please. It's not like anyone's going to criticize you.
If Galactus rolled up on you, you would FREAK OUT, not laugh at his sweet ass purple get-up.
Plus, Galactus has shown that he appears to each race in a way different for them... so how do you know comic book writers didn't some how manage to META-TEXTUALIZE that effect, and what you're seeing as Galactus and what I'm seeing as Galactus are in fact ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!
Maybe that's true, actually, because you think Galactus looks stupid, and I think he couldn't look more awesome.
And yea, actually, the anti-monitor is not particularly frightening or interesting looking. I kinda like his original more Kirby-esque garb he had on at the beginning of COIE.
and cosmic badasses who are women? The Goddess... well, technically, she was Adam Warlock
Originally posted by tjcoady
and Galactus is the sweetest character ever invented.Riddle:
Hey, if you're a world devouring space faring god who wields the VERY POWER COSMIC ITSELF, what's your normal dress code?
Answer:
Any damn thing you please. It's not like anyone's going to criticize you.
If Galactus rolled up on you, you would FREAK OUT, not laugh at his sweet ass purple get-up.
Plus, Galactus has shown that he appears to each race in a way different for them... so how do you know comic book writers didn't some how manage to META-TEXTUALIZE that effect, and what you're seeing as Galactus and what I'm seeing as Galactus are in fact ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!
Maybe that's true, actually, because you think Galactus looks stupid, and I think he couldn't look more awesome.
And yea, actually, the anti-monitor is not particularly frightening or interesting looking. I kinda like his original more Kirby-esque garb he had on at the beginning of COIE.
and cosmic badasses who are women? The Goddess... well, technically, she was Adam Warlock
Galactus is a guy in a pink skirt. Everyone sees him as that. The skrulls did anyway. He also made a boyfriend in tyrant and picked two gay guys as heralds. Firestorm loved Gabriel and followed him. He created the Surfer to have no sexual organs as his eunoch high priest.
I dunno man...im strating to get interested in DC but I did kinda think that Anti-monitor looked a bit like the stay puft man with bad teeth....doesnt look that scarey.
Thanos looks scarey thats the whole point of the prune face.
I guess you could say G looks a bit silly in the outfit but I never had a problem.
Originally posted by Alfheim
I dunno man...im strating to get interested in DC but I did kinda think that Anti-monitor looked a bit like the stay puft man with bad teeth....doesnt look that scarey.
He looks very silly as do most uber cosmics, i mean Korvac was a guy in shorts, sneakers and a polo shirt.
Originally posted by Futureman
he has dodgy gay dreadlocks and galactus "made him" to be his "friend". Homosexual subtext much? But then with your sig it's obvious where you fall on that kind of thing.
Obviously, you're a moron.
Sorry all the cosmic characters can't run around with big ass guns a la early '90s Cable, you might want to stick to your street level anti-heroes, chief.
Originally posted by Futureman
Galactus is a guy in a pink skirt. Everyone sees him as that. The skrulls did anyway. He also made a boyfriend in tyrant and picked two gay guys as heralds. Firestorm loved Gabriel and followed him. He created the Surfer to have no sexual organs as his eunoch high priest.
...then clearly all you know about the beast that men call... GALACTUS is from very recent comic books and/or things you saw on KMC. It's kinda been stated a few times that he appears differently for different people. How on earth is an artist supposed to depict that? Answer: you can't. So he shows up as his normal big G self. You have no evidence to claim that the Skrulls saw him as that though. Super Skrull didn't shout out "Gasp! It's Galactus! He can be identified by his pink costume!" No, but you do have Stan Lee and Moebius telling us that Galactus appears differently for every alien species... in "ominscient narrator voice!" And you did have Reed Richards telling us the same thing. They're not going to actually depict him appearing differently, because then, you, the reader, would be incapable of knowing he's Galactus.
What's up with all this talk about Galactus being gay, man? He's a cosmic world devourer. If that's his orientation, that's chill. No need to get all up in arms about it.
I see no reason to bring Galactus' sexual orientation into this at all.
Originally posted by Futureman
he has dodgy gay dreadlocks and galactus "made him" to be his "friend". Homosexual subtext much? But then with your sig it's obvious where you fall on that kind of thing.
....ahh, of course. You've made it clear to me know. Dreadlocks are obvious indicators of the fact that one prefers the sexual companionship of one's own gender. I had no idea that say... Bob Marley was gay. Thanks for enlightening me.
And, obviously, I can't BELIEVE this one missed me- the only time a MALE would be friends with ANOTHER MALE is if he wanted to have sex with that man! Damn, I better get my phone out and call every dude I know and tell 'em I can't hang out with them anymore- wouldn't want anyone thinking I'm not 100% heterosexual, know would I?
With your poke at that sig, it's clear you've never watched Metalacolapsye. I feel sorry for you.
It's kinda almost as awesome as Galactus is.
(by the way, why did you put the phrase "made him" in quotes. Did "Galactus" "not actually" "make him" "but" "in""stead" "pick him up" "in a gay bar?"😉
Originally posted by Futureman
The amouont of anger over Galactus and his gaybess here is amazing.The skrull comic seeing him as he is was twenty years ago. He's a gay guy in a pink skirt.
does my post sound angry? Nah, wouldn't say so. Sarcastic? yes. Sardonic? yes. Snarky, even? eh, wouldn't go that far.
honestly, why do you keep harping the homosexuality thing? Do you have a problem with gay comic characters?
especially because the HE WHO IS ALPHA AND OMEGA, THE ALMIGHTY GALACTUS! pretty clearly doesn't have sex at all.
Originally posted by tjcoady
does my post sound angry? Nah, wouldn't say so. Sarcastic? yes. Sardonic? yes. Snarky, even? eh, wouldn't go that far.honestly, why do you keep harping the homosexuality thing? Do you have a problem with gay comic characters?
especially because the HE WHO IS ALPHA AND OMEGA, THE ALMIGHTY GALACTUS! pretty clearly doesn't have sex at all.
Ignore him hes a troll. Hes just looking for a wind up.
Originally posted by Priest
90's cable was baddass!
I thought he was a bad ass too, when I was 12.
The amouont of anger over Galactus and his gaybess here is amazing.The skrull comic seeing him as he is was twenty years ago. He's a gay guy in a pink skirt.
I'm no shrink, but I'm pretty sure this is a good indicator that you are uncomfortable with your (homo)sexuality.
Originally posted by Alfheim
Ignore him hes a troll. Hes just looking for a wind up.
Yea, I was guessing that. But I've been writing a paper comparing the transcendent elements of Goethe's Faust and Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights for the past.... ten hours... and was kinda ready to get into a fight about homophobia, especially if it centered around Galactus, who I'm a total fanboy for.
Originally posted by tjcoady
Yea, I was guessing that. But I've been writing a paper comparing the transcendent elements of Goethe's Faust and Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights for the past.... ten hours... and was kinda ready to get into a fight about homophobia, especially if it centered around Galactus, who I'm a total fanboy for.
😂 Yeah sometimes you cant help yourself.