Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

Originally posted by Magic_attack
I looked quick and thought it read Captain Obvious. 😱

But you wouldn't want anyone knowing your alter ego now would you? 😉

Nope 😉

afternoon

day bruce

I acquired a job yesterday!

You've been hired to kill with your nipples

Boobs.

That is all.

good day.

Originally posted by steverules
You've been hired to kill with your nipples

No, dude.

I got a job at the on-campus gameroom.

And you do what there?

I just make sure that the noise level isn't too high and that the people don't get rowdy.

Also, I'm in charge of handing out the equipment and keeping up with the profits.

thats cool.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
I just make sure that the noise level isn't too high and that the people don't get rowdy.

Also, I'm in charge of handing out the equipment and keeping up with the profits. Anyone steps outta line...they get a titty twister and have to stare into my butt vain for a whole hour

Thats harsh 😐

Yeah, it's a cool and easy job.

I refuse to read that edited quote. closedeyes

It's edited? 😕

Go on...you wanna have a laugh right? sly

Nah, I can have a laugh later.

You want me to edit your posts later? Ok then 🙂

You'll do it regardless if I want you to or not, which is what makes them funnier because I don't expect them.

Well I am the comedian of these parts 🙂

Well, I guess you can claim that title since it's true. 😉

I do like to make a joke or two...😖hifty: