Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

Yes.

And Poems.

I never would have guessed that.

Stories and poems, would you like to see my first Poem I did.

Yeah.

This is my first Poem, I do both serious and children's poems, this is a children's one.

The Red Fish

Along the shore, the shore so wide
There lived a animal out of sight
Where it came from no one knows
Why is it here? What does it want? Is it here for scenery views?

My mother told me to stay away
What could be so dangerous?
Does it have fangs does have teeth does it have jaws that can crush your feet?
NO!
My mother would imply
It be a strange color my son and that’s no lie.

Rather anxious to see this beast
I saw a bill board
I wasn’t bothered by it at least not til I saw the beast
A beast, a beast I should say not
A fish indeed a red fish the town was memorized by a red fish.

If I could catch it!
If I could find it!
If I could show it!
Id be rich.

So I took my clobber, and kissed my mother
Now it was time for me to go
So I set off on my boat the H.M.S Birdseye
Ready to conquer the fish
When I found it
I was amazed to find
I’d underestimated its size
And it swallowed me up
And gulped me down
And that’s the last anyone herd of Jeremy brown

That's a good poem.

You should post it in the General Fiction area.

I have, under the poem section.

Oh, okay.

I should put links to some of my threads, especially my sig thread.

Why?

People ask for requests in other forums, then they don't know where to find it, then they say you should put them in a thread, even though I have a Sig thread.

If they want a signature, they'll go to the Signature forum.

I have requests in other forums, I don't mind it's just the spam.

They should go to the signature thread.

That is true, have I completely reformed from my previous ways...........Impossible?

I don't know.

It must be the power of the SONIC SIG, could I have completely or at least partially changed my ways if so, then...........

I am going on a date this weekend 😄

That's good.

Yeah hopefully it will go well