LOL
Hey, I found a plan! It doesn't sound half-bad either:
Step 1: Remove bat from closet.
Step 2: Drive the half a mile from my house to the nearest gun store. (Sometimes living in redneck center is a good thing.)
Step 3: Call friends. Note you get 3 calls spaced 5 minutes apart if I get voicemail each time you are considered to be dead and will be left. (That got my friend Matt to start charging his damn cell.)
Step 4: Proceed to friends whom are still alive leaving a trail of slaughter in my wake.
Step 5: Find and secure fortress. From several areas that have already been scouted.
Step 6: Enjoy the end of life as we know it and maybe watch Shaun of the Dead.
Yes I know that this sounds like some crazy idea but what is your zombie survival plan.
Oh and my zombie survival gear is as follows.
TOOLS
The zombie Survival Guide
Multi tool
Sketch pad with pencils
Ipod
Camera
ARMOR
Resident Evil Zombie Repellent T shirt
Camo Jacket with Umbrella Patches
Camo Pants
Combat Boots
WEAPONS
Close range: Metal T ball bat
Mid range: Revolver
Far range: Carbine or Winchester rifle
RATIONS
Hurray for looting
oooooh I wanna make my zombie plan too! (where'd you find that, btw? it's a good plan xD I based mine off it xD)
step 1: collect stuff needed. Maybe steal guns, grab knives, bats, anything that could hurt/distract/whatever zombies.
step 2: call friends and family - please answer. If you don't, I'm moving without you - even if i'll try your phone again every now and then, as long as i'm not in trouble.
step 3: make way to a pre-scouted safehouse and secure place.
step 4: make sure there is enough supplies, and LOOT when there is not enough. bring enough stuff for zombie - try not to be zombie chow.
step 5: enjoy life until the end... xD and pray. O.O
stuff needed:
Laptop
internet connection (for news and stuff. and... you know, stuff)
ipod
camera
multitool/swiss knife
zombie survival guide
weapons - ranging from machine guns and pistols to knives and bats
food... and stuff..
backpack
camo clothes and stuff/black clothes. preferably be in long sleeves.
flashlight and emergency kit
medical kit
hmm... what else? xD