So a bunch of police officers were trying to save my life today..

Started by Mywi4 pages

So a bunch of police officers were trying to save my life today..

I had a lil argument with my sister today, and was in a shitty mood, so I went and took a long walk in the city of Bratislava, because that usually calms me down. I went all the long way from our house to teh old town streets, and to one of the bridges over Danube, I wanted to chill up there, cuz theres a nice view and all. I saw no pathway for pedestrians so I walked up the motorway, bout to teh middle of the bridge. So Im standing there for bout half an hour, chillin', drinkin' a can of Zlaty Bazant beer, listening to Radiohead on my iPod, and watching the ships sail by underneath. When I had enough chillin', I turned to go back home. Suddenly a car stopped by me, I looked, saw it was police. Four of them officers jumped out and said, "Miss please come over here for a second." I thought "Shit, what is this some restricted zone? I cant walk here? Will they have me pay a fee or sumthin'"
They asked for my ID, I didnt have it with me of course; so i just gave them my name and shit, and said I was just taking a walk 'round here.
I asked whats wrong. they said "We have dozens of people calling us saying theres a nutter on the bridge who wants to jump off so we came to save you."

That was so funny, it totally made my day. It took me a while to persuade them that I'm not about to commit suicide, and they insisted on giving me a lift home, but I said no thanks, laughed and walked back.

😐

At least you know strangers care about you. 😐

Hmph! I would have taken that ride home.

Free Ride Officer? Ok.

Did you walk back home or walk back to look at the ships by the way?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Röland
At least you know strangers care about you. 😐
thats right. i thought, wow, someone actually gives a fock about me.😐

Originally posted by Mywi
I had a lil argument with my sister today, and was in a shitty mood, so I went and took a long walk in the city of Bratislava, because that usually calms me down. I went all the long way from our house to teh old town streets, and to one of the bridges over Danube, I wanted to chill up there, cuz theres a nice view and all. I saw no pathway for pedestrians so I walked up the motorway, bout to teh middle of the bridge. So Im standing there for bout half an hour, chillin', drinkin' a can of Zlaty Bazant beer, listening to Radiohead on my iPod, and watching the ships sail by underneath. When I had enough chillin', I turned to go back home. Suddenly a car stopped by me, I looked, saw it was police. Four of them officers jumped out and said, "Miss please come over here for a second." I thought "Shit, what is this some restricted zone? I cant walk here? Will they have me pay a fee or sumthin'"
They asked for my ID, I didnt have it with me of course; so i just gave them my name and shit, and said I was just taking a walk 'round here.
I asked whats wrong. they said "We have dozens of people calling us saying theres a nutter on the bridge who wants to jump off so we came to save you."

That was so funny, it totally made my day. It took me a while to persuade them that I'm not about to commit suicide, and they insisted on giving me a lift home, but I said no thanks, laughed and walked back.

😐

That made me lol

Originally posted by InnerRise
Hmph! I would have taken that ride home.

Free Ride Officer? Ok.

Did you walk back home or walk back to look at the ships by the way?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

i walked back. i got lost on my way back and thought shit, i should have taken that ride, but, then in the end i found the way home somehow. 😐

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
That made me lol
herbw00t

Wait wait wait. You can drink in public?

Okay, now post a bra picture. herbnone

Originally posted by Barker
Okay, now post a bra picture. herbnone

I was talking to you. 131wank

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Wait wait wait. You can drink in public?
it was just an innocent harmless can of beerherbsrug

Originally posted by Barker
Okay, now post a bra picture. herbnone
Originally posted by Reverend Axel

herbsrug

Originally posted by Mywi
it was just an innocent harmless can of beerherbsrug

herbsrug

You can't drink anything in public in the US of A herbsrug

I wasn't talking to you. ~haerb~

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You can't drink anything in public in the US of A herbsrug
thats sad.hmm
Originally posted by Barker
I wasn't talking to you. ~haerb~
whatever.131wank

Got dibs on your body if you do kill yourself.

Originally posted by BackFire
Got dibs on your body if you do kill yourself.
Seconds

Originally posted by Mywi

herbsrug

Pownt!

Touche.

thumbsup

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

i have no intention of drowning myself in the dirty cold Danubeherbnone

Originally posted by InnerRise
Pownt!

Touche.

thumbsup

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

herbdoped

Originally posted by Mywi
I had a lil argument with my sister today, and was in a shitty mood, so I went and took a long walk in the city of Bratislava, because that usually calms me down. I went all the long way from our house to teh old town streets, and to one of the bridges over Danube, I wanted to chill up there, cuz theres a nice view and all. I saw no pathway for pedestrians so I walked up the motorway, bout to teh middle of the bridge. So Im standing there for bout half an hour, chillin', drinkin' a can of Zlaty Bazant beer, listening to Radiohead on my iPod, and watching the ships sail by underneath. When I had enough chillin', I turned to go back home. Suddenly a car stopped by me, I looked, saw it was police. Four of them officers jumped out and said, "Miss please come over here for a second." I thought "Shit, what is this some restricted zone? I cant walk here? Will they have me pay a fee or sumthin'"
They asked for my ID, I didnt have it with me of course; so i just gave them my name and shit, and said I was just taking a walk 'round here.
I asked whats wrong. they said "We have dozens of people calling us saying theres a nutter on the bridge who wants to jump off so we came to save you."

That was so funny, it totally made my day. It took me a while to persuade them that I'm not about to commit suicide, and they insisted on giving me a lift home, but I said no thanks, laughed and walked back.

😐


best story... ever.
notworthy