So a bunch of police officers were trying to save my life today..

Started by Piggle Humsy4 pages

Originally posted by Mywi
I had a lil argument with my sister today, and was in a shitty mood, so I went and took a long walk in the city of Bratislava, because that usually calms me down. I went all the long way from our house to teh old town streets, and to one of the bridges over Danube, I wanted to chill up there, cuz theres a nice view and all. I saw no pathway for pedestrians so I walked up the motorway, bout to teh middle of the bridge. So Im standing there for bout half an hour, chillin', drinkin' a can of Zlaty Bazant beer, listening to Radiohead on my iPod, and watching the ships sail by underneath. When I had enough chillin', I turned to go back home. Suddenly a car stopped by me, I looked, saw it was police. Four of them officers jumped out and said, "Miss please come over here for a second." I thought "Shit, what is this some restricted zone? I cant walk here? Will they have me pay a fee or sumthin'"
They asked for my ID, I didnt have it with me of course; so i just gave them my name and shit, and said I was just taking a walk 'round here.
I asked whats wrong. they said "We have dozens of people calling us saying theres a nutter on the bridge who wants to jump off so we came to save you."

That was so funny, it totally made my day. It took me a while to persuade them that I'm not about to commit suicide, and they insisted on giving me a lift home, but I said no thanks, laughed and walked back.

😐

crylaugh

herbsrug

I would have been all "haermm lol wtf cryl" and then they'd have put me back in my padded cell

hanuts

i was more like, "ermmha herbnone blink and srug"

hanuts

laughcry

shocklaugh

haermm2

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
haermm2

lawl who made that? hanuts

Originally posted by Mywi
lawl who made that? hanuts

Me haeyes

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Me haeyes

you´re great herbhaermm

Originally posted by Mywi
you´re great herbhaermm

I try 131

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
390 euros? 😄

She's Slovakian, you electronica-eating parachutist. Her country is too shit to be part of the EU. ermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I try 131
313

Originally posted by Slay
She's Slovakian, you electronica-eating parachutist. Her country is too shit to be part of the EU. ermm
shuddup, you dont know what he means eat180

plus my country has been part of the EU for a couple years now...

Originally posted by Mywi
313

shuddup, you dont know what he means eat180

plus my country has been part of the EU for a couple years now...


Yeah I know, just saw it on CCN news. Was kinda funny, as it contained a joke about sex-channels and young Slovakian girls. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah I know, just saw it on CCN news. Was kinda funny, as it contained a joke about sex-channels and young Slovakian girls. ermm

what so funny about that srug

I would have grabbed your ass, then said good day. 13

Originally posted by Thorrin
I would have grabbed your ass, then said good day. 13
typical of you. 31

Originally posted by Mywi
what so funny about that srug

I've been drinking alot. ermm

Originally posted by Mywi
typical of you. 31
It would have been a good laugh. taftsrug

Originally posted by Slay
I've been drinking alot. ermm

Cool. ermmnone

Originally posted by Thorrin
It would have been a good laugh. taftsrug

ya think? hmm