What would you be?

Started by Darkstorm Zero3 pages

You perv 😛

I suppose I could also pick to be Unicron... Who wouldn't want to be a planet killer?

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
A dildo.

Might hurt when the robot transforms.

The car jeep thging love it looks awesome

Arcee is actually three motor cycles that form one robot

As for my self. I'm too goody goody to be a Decepticon so obviously I would be an Autobot either a Dodge Caliber,

Toyota FJ Cruiser

Or a chrysler 300

I don't want to be prime to move in a wheelchair.I can become Megatron or the cube

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
You perv 😛

I suppose I could also pick to be Unicron... Who wouldn't want to be a planet killer?

Sounds good initially, but what about the ladies?

I mean......... who'd you date.....the death star...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sounds good initially, but what about the ladies?

I mean......... who'd you date.....the death star...?

I wouldn't, she's always full of teenagers poppin' her.

😂

All up there in dat thermal exhaust port with no lube..

Ah... Being a destroyer is a lonely job.... but someones gotta do it! 😛

I've been tested to be 100% Decepticon. And the character is Megatron of course.

Originally posted by vandalworks
the figures were terrible and have been for a while... the originals are yet to be bettered. for me, it all got spoilt when hotrod came in. character, ok. car? wtf? thats not a disguise! dammit.

what i would be has never passe my mind. i'll get back tho!

Hear, hear! I can understand trying to improve articulation and poseability, but does it have to mean the robot looks like something you pulled out of the Insinkerator®?

Anyway, Bumblebee has left an ugly gap in the TF lineup by doffing his VW guise, so if I were a giant, alien, shape-shifting robot I would gladly take the form of a 1963 ragtop beetle (pearl white paint, of course!). On one hand, Mega-Tool and his klunkies would be unlikely to give any consideration to such a car despite how easily modified they are, which creates all kinds of opportunities. On the other hand, paint on some stripes and gumballs (number 53) and it's the perfect way to mess with people's heads when I'm off-duty 🙂

that transformer in the movies that is supposed to be black is the cooliest. i would be him because he is the strongest, fastes, and best at basketball of all the transformers because he is a gangster

I would be Beast Machines Megatron, shaping Cybertron in my image and achieving technological perfection through the erasure of distinct identity.

What would you be?

Iron hide the weapons specialist.TOOTH FAIRY....